Jump to content
Clubplanet Nightlife Community

Everyone Loves Tuscan Whole Milk, LOL


HAZE

Recommended Posts

I highly recommend milk that is pasteurized, homogenized, and bottled such as Tuscan. I used to think that I was smart by receiving my milk straight from my neighbor's cow until the day that he informed me that he has no cow but that he has a bull.

:funny:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

this is def my fav

My dirty new friends came over last night to freebase heroin and pop barbituates soaked in adrenochrome. Unfortch, being new to drug fiendery, I didn't have any of that stuff.

So I mixed some Tuscan Whole Milk with some ether and some Lysol, and then boiled the solution down to a paste. Then I dipped a pack of Parliament Lights into it, and we smoked them while sucking on a horse tranquilizer lozenge.

You know what? I SAW GOD. He looks a bit like Hank Azaria, but it was definitely Him. So I'd say, get some Tuscan Whole Milk for your next freak-out. Maybe skip the Lysol -- that was a bad idea.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

My dirty new friends came over last night to freebase heroin and pop barbituates soaked in adrenochrome. Unfortch, being new to drug fiendery, I didn't have any of that stuff.

So I mixed some Tuscan Whole Milk with some ether and some Lysol, and then boiled the solution down to a paste. Then I dipped a pack of Parliament Lights into it, and we smoked them while sucking on a horse tranquilizer lozenge.

You know what? I SAW GOD. He looks a bit like Hank Azaria, but it was definitely Him. So I'd say, get some Tuscan Whole Milk for your next freak-out. Maybe skip the Lysol -- that was a bad idea.

WTF :laugh:

Good find Haze :laugh:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

this is def my fav

My dirty new friends came over last night to freebase heroin and pop barbituates soaked in adrenochrome. Unfortch, being new to drug fiendery, I didn't have any of that stuff.

So I mixed some Tuscan Whole Milk with some ether and some Lysol, and then boiled the solution down to a paste. Then I dipped a pack of Parliament Lights into it, and we smoked them while sucking on a horse tranquilizer lozenge.

You know what? I SAW GOD. He looks a bit like Hank Azaria, but it was definitely Him. So I'd say, get some Tuscan Whole Milk for your next freak-out. Maybe skip the Lysol -- that was a bad idea.

ahh i just posted that too.. :laugh:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...