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Wtf is "dirty filthy house music" lol, i hate this term


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it means nothing in itself, but those who say it to those who hear it will know what it means. it's like code to some...if you say "dirty filthy house music" that means a bunch of girls in really small clothes and dudes who like to party with them, probably in a big club with a DJ that's not over-popular but is well-known enough that you and your friends will know about it but still feel cool that you know even though the fact that you know means it's about to peak. it's easy to dance to, whether it's pole dance or real dance or two-step dance, and you can also pump your fist to it, and it goes well with your wardrobe. you might wear sunglasses while you listen to it. you might do some drugs to it. you will definitely think about getting waxed in strategic places if you are going out to party to it because since it's dirty and filthy, you might get dirty and filthy to it too. you can pretend you are a rockstar to it. you can get bottle service to it, but if you don't, that's ok too because if you like dirty filthy house, you know either a promoter, DJ, platform dancer or maybe all three and you can definitely get some insider cred via association. you may have been to ibiza for it, or maybe you are planning to. you may have bought an A|X top or something by Juicy Couture to wear while you listen to it, or a few years ago, you woulda worn Von Dutch. You probably go to the gym to make sure you look tight when you listen to DFHM. You might do a little spray tanning because DFHM sounds better when you look hot.

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it means nothing in itself, but those who say it to those who hear it will know what it means. it's like code to some...if you say "dirty filthy house music" that means a bunch of girls in really small clothes and dudes who like to party with them, probably in a big club with a DJ that's not over-popular but is well-known enough that you and your friends will know about it but still feel cool that you know even though the fact that you know means it's about to peak. it's easy to dance to, whether it's pole dance or real dance or two-step dance, and you can also pump your fist to it, and it goes well with your wardrobe. you might wear sunglasses while you listen to it. you might do some drugs to it. you will definitely think about getting waxed in strategic places if you are going out to party to it because since it's dirty and filthy, you might get dirty and filthy to it too. you can pretend you are a rockstar to it. you can get bottle service to it, but if you don't, that's ok too because if you like dirty filthy house, you know either a promoter, DJ, platform dancer or maybe all three and you can definitely get some insider cred via association. you may have been to ibiza for it, or maybe you are planning to. you may have bought an A|X top or something by Juicy Couture to wear while you listen to it, or a few years ago, you woulda worn Von Dutch. You probably go to the gym to make sure you look tight when you listen to DFHM. You might do a little spray tanning because DFHM sounds better when you look hot.

too funny.

no one uses the term progressive on here that much any more. I guess electro/miminal replaced that shit and might better description as recent music has evolved

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it means nothing in itself, but those who say it to those who hear it will know what it means. it's like code to some...if you say "dirty filthy house music" that means a bunch of girls in really small clothes and dudes who like to party with them, probably in a big club with a DJ that's not over-popular but is well-known enough that you and your friends will know about it but still feel cool that you know even though the fact that you know means it's about to peak. it's easy to dance to, whether it's pole dance or real dance or two-step dance, and you can also pump your fist to it, and it goes well with your wardrobe. you might wear sunglasses while you listen to it. you might do some drugs to it. you will definitely think about getting waxed in strategic places if you are going out to party to it because since it's dirty and filthy, you might get dirty and filthy to it too. you can pretend you are a rockstar to it. you can get bottle service to it, but if you don't, that's ok too because if you like dirty filthy house, you know either a promoter, DJ, platform dancer or maybe all three and you can definitely get some insider cred via association. you may have been to ibiza for it, or maybe you are planning to. you may have bought an A|X top or something by Juicy Couture to wear while you listen to it, or a few years ago, you woulda worn Von Dutch. You probably go to the gym to make sure you look tight when you listen to DFHM. You might do a little spray tanning because DFHM sounds better when you look hot.

hahahha!!!! ;)

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