OJ "Confessing" To Murder In New Book

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Gotta love our legal system.

O.J. Simpson is confessing. Hypothetically, that is.

The former football great, who was acquitted in criminal court 11 years ago of killing his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ron Goldman, reportedly has been paid a whopping $3.5 million to write about the double murder that shocked and riveted the nation in 1994, according to a detailed report in the new National Enquirer.

But Simpson is not actually confessing to the murder — rather, he’s writing a “hypothetical†book — which the Enquirer reports is tentatively being called “If I Did It.â€

The early part of the book tells how Simpson fell in love with Nicole and how the marriage collapsed, reports the tab. He goes on, according to the article, to describe in gruesome detail the killing of his ex-wife and Goldman; he stipulates that the murder scenes are “hypothetical.†But, notes the tab, the descriptions are “so detailed and so chillingly realistic†that readers are left with little doubt as to what really happened.

Simpson can never be retried for the murders because of double jeopardy laws, according to the Enquirer, which also claims that Simpson aims to keep any book money instead of paying it out in a civil suit judgment against him by spending it all quickly.

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Gotta love the trusted integrity of fine, credible new sources like the National Enquirer. Because you know those tabloids, they check, double check, and recheck the facts before reporting them.

Also gotta love the people who repost a report from the National Enquirer and comment on like it was a real story. j/k

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any money he makes he has to give to golman family.. I really doubt this story..

the only thing they can not get at is his pension.. Which allows him to live the lifesytle he enjoys