cookie6 Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 Check out the size of this SQUIIIIIIIID!Imagine the size of the gattamatzzzzzzzii rings you can make with this bad boy!! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070322/ap_on_sc/colossal_squidWELLINGTON, New Zealand - A colossal half-ton squid, believed to be the largest ever caught, may be destined for the microwave oven. ADVERTISEMENTBut researchers say they don't want to cook the massive creature — just defrost it so they can study it better.Scientists at New Zealand's national museum, Te Papa Tongarewa, have taken possession of the beast that took fishermen two hours to land after it was netted by chance in Antarctic waters last month and was frozen soon afterward to preserve it.Expert Steve O'Shea said the squid had weighed in at 1,089 pounds and measured 33 feet long — heavier but shorter than initial estimates of 990 lbs and 39 feet.It appears to be by far the largest specimen of the rare and mysterious deep-water species Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni, or colossal squid, ever caught.Experts say the creatures, which have long been one of the most mysterious denizens of the deep ocean, may grow even bigger — up to 46 feet long.O'Shea said scientists at the museum are considering using a giant microwave oven as a possible way to defrost the animal so they can study it.The mammoth squid could not be left to defrost at room temperature because the process would take days, leaving the outside to rot while the core remained frozen, he said."There are certain microwave equivalents that are used by industry, for treating timber and the like, that we could probably fit this thing into," O'Shea said. "But that is just one option."At the time it was caught, O'Shea said it would make calamari rings the size of tractor tyres if cut up — but they would taste like ammonia.Colossal squid can descend to 6,500 feet and are known to be extremely active, aggressive hunters.O'Shea said the squid is priceless to scientists, and would be worth many millions of dollars if insured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 ...hi and welcome to two weeks ago... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 a lil marinaaaa sauce and ya good ta go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 some gabigol on the side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 oh gees. lolll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 Ugh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 Ugh... lol, i just made that same noise then saw i did too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 lol, i just made that same noise then saw i did tooHeh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 serge and douche sounds like something a lady should do after "that special time of the month".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 serge and douche sounds like something a lady should do after "that special time of the month".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 Heh?lol, u did too, lol sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 serge and douche sounds like something a lady should do after "that special time of the month"....Serge and douche with vinagerAre your post not fresh try serge and douche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted March 22 Author Report Share Posted March 22 Serge and douche with vinagerAre your post not fresh try serge and douche gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted March 22 Author Report Share Posted March 22 Ugh... lol, i just made that same noise then saw i did tooDont h8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 hahahaa I have to get that photshop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted March 22 Author Report Share Posted March 22 hahahaa I have to get that photshoppm da plant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 Dont h8lol, thats gotta be like tryin to eat a tire, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 Serge and douche with vinagerAre your post not fresh try serge and doucheexactly :laugh:remember those commercials - "mom, you ever have those not so fresh days"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 They dont even have those commercials anymore do they?But alot of ky commericals I guess only one twat /ass liquid advertisment at a time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 ...just for the fuck of it i googled post douche for an image...here's what i got... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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