thejuicehead Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 hellow everybody how you doing.i'm new to the board and wanted to say hy. i'm 22 and moved to jersey 6 yrs ago from italy. my favirote club is sound factory but also like to stop at exit and limelight sometimes first.my hobbies are working out, tanning,flexing,working out some more,and going to the ghm.my drug of choice is ghb. my favirote tune for the summer is zombie nation,favirote dj steven zor and tenaglia. i cruise in a black iroc-z w/t-topps.my favirote cycle is decca,d-boul,sustanon,winstrol,and primo combined. my goal in life is to open a club called the weightroom. thats it for now i hope mabye one day i can meet up with some of you guys.thank you juiceboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 This is a joke........right?? ------------------A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njguido69 Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 Nice to meet you. My name is Tony, eventhough I live in suburban N.J.I speak with a Brooklyn accent. I have a fake tan and a tribal band tattoo around my huge bicep, my nose is so big Pinnochio is jealous. My favorite clubs are Sound Garden in Lodi, Drama in Fairview, I also go to Exit, Hunka Bunka, DJais, Tempts and Club Abyss. My favorite cologne is Drakkar, I drive a Monte Carlo, my favorite song is Relentless. I wear 20 lbs of silver on my neck. I only date girls named Michele, Danielle, Lisa and Nichole. My hobbies include working out, flexing, tanning, doing G while working out, flexing and tanning. I go into roid rages and beat my women and then claim I don't remember. My dream is to open a club just for Jersey Guidos called Flex. Wanna be my work out buddy ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 Originally posted by njguido69:Nice to meet you. My name is Tony, eventhough I live in suburban N.J.I speak with a Brooklyn accent. I have a fake tan and a tribal band tattoo around my huge bicep, my nose is so big Pinnochio is jealous. My favorite clubs are Sound Garden in Lodi, Drama in Fairview, I also go to Exit, Hunka Bunka, DJais, Tempts and Club Abyss. My favorite cologne is Drakkar, I drive a Monte Carlo, my favorite song is Relentless. I wear 20 lbs of silver on my neck. I only date girls named Michele, Danielle, Lisa and Nichole. My hobbies include working out, flexing, tanning, doing G while working out, flexing and tanning. I go into roid rages and beat my women and then claim I don't remember. My dream is to open a club just for Jersey Guidos called Flex. Wanna be my work out buddy ??This is fuckin' hilarious!! I gotta tell you, I'm loving all the pen names that are popping up. I think it's hilarious when people come out with shit that they wouldn't normally say under their "real" names.------------------A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowchaser Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 Sounds like we made a love conncetion here. ------------------ " I'm still here, I just abandoned my body..." shadowchaser076@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njguido69 Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 Originally posted by cathyo: This is fuckin' hilarious!! I gotta tell you, I'm loving all the pen names that are popping up. I think it's hilarious when people come out with shit that they wouldn't normally say under their "real" names.Tony is my real name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 Originally posted by njguido69: Originally posted by cathyo: This is fuckin' hilarious!! I gotta tell you, I'm loving all the pen names that are popping up. I think it's hilarious when people come out with shit that they wouldn't normally say under their "real" names.Tony is my real name.I'm talking about the njguido69 silly!------------------A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions.[This message has been edited by cathyo (edited 08-25-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thejuicehead Posted August 25 Author Report Share Posted August 25 Originally posted by cathyo:This is a joke........right?? no cathyo this is not a joke it hurts me to think of somebody think my lifestyle is a joke a juicehead has feelins to. my friend warned me if i would get personal that i might get bashed. dont hate me because who i am. i treat people with respect so please respect me.thank youjuiceboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loudness Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 Originally posted by njguido69:Nice to meet you. My name is Tony, eventhough I live in suburban N.J.I speak with a Brooklyn accent. I have a fake tan and a tribal band tattoo around my huge bicep, my nose is so big Pinnochio is jealous. My favorite clubs are Sound Garden in Lodi, Drama in Fairview, I also go to Exit, Hunka Bunka, DJais, Tempts and Club Abyss. My favorite cologne is Drakkar, I drive a Monte Carlo, my favorite song is Relentless. I wear 20 lbs of silver on my neck. I only date girls named Michele, Danielle, Lisa and Nichole. My hobbies include working out, flexing, tanning, doing G while working out, flexing and tanning. I go into roid rages and beat my women and then claim I don't remember. My dream is to open a club just for Jersey Guidos called Flex. Wanna be my work out buddy ??LMFAO!------------------YOU WANT THE TRUTH, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hfsseriesone Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 HELLO my name is Com-min-uchI am also new and I am also jackedmaybe we all can meet up and have a steriod and GHB party at the facto-ria Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Originally posted by juiceboy: no cathyo this is not a joke it hurts me to think of somebody think my lifestyle is a joke a juicehead has feelins to. my friend warned me if i would get personal that i might get bashed. dont hate me because who i am. i treat people with respect so please respect me.thank youjuiceboy I'm sorry juiceboy. I didn't mean to hurt you. Maybe I can take you out for a cannoli to make up for it.------------------A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toxic Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Welcome to the board! If you ever need a guestlis+ email at dhauser@onebox.com------------------David H.Toxic Productions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njguido69 Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Originally posted by cathyo: I'm talking about the njguido69 silly!Oh. I guess I'm kinda dumb. Instead of studying and paying attention I watched Good Fellas, the Sopranos, and other various mob movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavkrap Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! i can't take anymore!! hahha ------------------things to see, people to do... hehelavkrap@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njguido69 Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 I don't understand what is so funny. Well gotta go oil up and flex...oh wait it's dark out. Maybe just flex then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ravegirl Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 this is the funniest thing I ever read...much luvp/s do you boys shave your chests too????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thejuicehead Posted August 26 Author Report Share Posted August 26 i dont no why you guys are laughing, this is who i am, and i'm starting to think njguido69 is making fun to. i really dont think your italian. what do you mean about the big noise and the pimples on your back, why tou bragg about that. i think your just making fun of italians. i dont like to get mad because my girlfriend gets mad at me when i get mad, she says i turn into a bad person but im a nice person so dont get me mad or i'll beat you. as for everybody else anyone going to tempts. let me know. i'll be there tomorrow with my cousins veto and vinnie and my brothers anthony ans frankie. i also no almost everybody there so i'll introduce you to everybody and mabye even introduce you to denny tsettos.thank youjuiceboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joey_carpizzio Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Hi dare, this is Joey Carpizzo from Bayonne.I joose just like youz guyz and i also take alot of GHB too and K and like peeple are alwaze sayin dat i been gittin less smart and like kinda slow, but i cant tell, and i am reely bigger than them so whos the hell cares what they think rite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollabill25 Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 You people are way to funny. I can't stop laughing at this shit. I thought I had too much time on my hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankie_pep Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 you motherfuckers are CRAZY ... you know that, right??? ..... LMFAO I knew a Joey Carpizzio, sounds just like him to ... lol------------------I love this house, this house of house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hfsseriesone Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 AYE OHH!Dis is Com-min-uch againI know you joey_carpizzio, I taught you your ways...you no?Remember one aftanoon you come to me and say, "I'm from Canada and they say I'm a lit-dilSLoohw EH?" so I fix you with a lingo, and now you don't say hi?faulkin scoumbag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolts Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 I'm Italian, but this is mad funny. This is funny 'cause you guys think these are Italians, but they're New York "Italians" second/third generation, I make fun of these fools, they're pretty disgraceful, trying to speak the language, talking all their shit. True Italians (from Italy) are nothing like these greezy guidos. BOLTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReginaP Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 This deserves a bump. It's just too funny.------------------=) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILL HOUSE YOU Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 AHAHAHAHA THIS POST IS HILARIOUS, THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF ITALIANS THE CLASSY ONES AND THE CLASSLESS A.K.A YOUR REGULAR GUIDO WHO DON'T KNOW JACK...But the posts are funny...Mac A.K.A The True Ginzo!!!------------------ "Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one." Louis ArmstrongFeelTheseBeats@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thejuicehead Posted August 27 Author Report Share Posted August 27 Originally posted by bolts:I'm Italian, but this is mad funny. This is funny 'cause you guys think these are Italians, but they're New York "Italians" second/third generation, I make fun of these fools, they're pretty disgraceful, trying to speak the language, talking all their shit. True Italians (from Italy) are nothing like these greezy guidos. BOLTShey mr.bolts this is not suppose to be funny so i don't know why you laugh and i'm first generation italian i moved from italy 6 yrs ago. but mr.njguido69 is a fake, he's not italian i don't understand what he mean's about big noise and pimples on the back. i don't have either but i do have big muscles and like to do ghb. he makes me mad so mad i want to ki ahahahahahahaahaha nonononononon calmdowncalmdowncalmdown ahahahahahhahahah i'm not a mean person so don't make me get mean because my girlfriend don't like when i'm mean sometimes i have a bad temper i'm sorry for you nice people having to witness that. it's that njguido69 can bring out a bad side of me that i don't even have but i won't stupe to his level. as for everybody else when do you want to meet up let me know.thank youjuiceboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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