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A Good Friend...

TELLS YOU WHEN YOUR LITTLE GLOW-STICK ROUTINE IS TIRED

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Gives you a bump when your bullet is empty.

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Holds your hand when you're really rolling hard.

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Buys you cranberry juice when you're in a K-hole.

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Apologizes for you when you blind someone with your mini mag lights.

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Doesn't mind pouring water down your back when you G out.

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Hallucinates that you're there when you aren't.

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Reminds you of who you are when you've forgotten your name.

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Stays with you so you can find your way out of that darn bathroom stall that was so easy to get into but so complicated to get out of.

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Goes out of their way to fill your water bottle when you're really feeling it and can't leave the dance floor, or find the stairs, for that matter.

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Will chase your water bottle cap across the floor.

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Holds your water bottle when either you or your hands are full.

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arries you out of the club if you start to fall out (or do fall out).

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Who helps you find a tissue so you can clear out your nose.

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Smiles for you when they are sad you dropped your blow pop or bullet.

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Helps you become a better dancer and most importantly loves you even when the X wears off!

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Doesn't bitch when you've asked for gum the 8,946th time.

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Tells you when you're really tweaked.

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Was the first to explain the difference between the letters X and K.

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Stands by your side no matter how FREAKY your costume looks.

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Can always get those blasted microscopic baggies open.

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Will shove AAA backup batteries in his socks for your laser pen.

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Introduces you to a friend on the dance floor.

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Doesn't try to introduce you to half-a-dozen friends on the dance floor.

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Doesn't hold a grudge if you disappear with his new "friend."

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Will split his last piece of gum with you.

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Tells you if your sunglasses have left black marks on your face.

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Can speak "sketch" with you . . . fluently.

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Apologizes for you when you smash some suckers' toe with your jacked-up platforms.

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Apologizes for you when you smack strangers with extensions from your outfit.

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Doesn't take your vials when you're "out."

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Will go to the bathroom with you even during his favorite song.

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Tries to find you to say "good-bye" when he's leaving.

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Doesn't make you feel stupid when you start walking up to everyone, saying "I love you. I love you."

<<<PEACE>>>

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"Get busy living or get busy dying."

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very true . . .

i think *i* am that friend to everyone - if i see people who look too *fuct* up i always try to help. smile.gif

luv,

brandie

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"And those who were seen dancing

were thought to be insane by those

who could not hear the music."

brandie@optonline.net

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