CrzyC1414779017 Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 Getting Married.I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing that bothered me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her breasts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome, and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom. If you want to go ahead with it, just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house, and walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside with tears in his eyes. He hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." The moral of this story: (scroll down) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Always keep your condoms in your car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeVeL Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 Wow.......thats a very,very hard test to pass but when you have something special with someone that you love, there is no other girl you find attractive but her. Thats true love to me, there are a lot of guys who would of gone up them stairs, but this comes to show that there are some guys out there. So Girls see we are not actually dogs like you say we are.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fairyDust Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 Always keep your condoms in your car. LMAO!!!..great moral.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeVeL Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 I bet if he had those condoms on him he would of gone up those stairs quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan2772 Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 I bet if he had those condoms on him he would of gone up those stairs quick.you didn't get the joke.....he was going to his car to get the condoms to go upstairs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrzyC1414779017 Posted June 3 Author Report Share Posted June 3 Level...I dont think you understood the joke. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeVeL Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 Level...I dont think you understood the joke. lolYeah I got it.at first I didn't get I guess I didn't scroll down....but thats why I said that if he had the condoms in his pocket he would of ripped it up. Hey I am a little sleepy so cut me some slack today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Clarisa Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 Ha ha ha ha ha. It's 11am not 6am. How can you still be sleepy at this time? ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeVeL Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 Ha ha ha ha ha. It's 11am not 6am. How can you still be sleepy at this time? ;D ;DWell lets just say I had a rough night....and I am feeling really tired this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrzyC1414779017 Posted June 3 Author Report Share Posted June 3 Yeah, I wore Level out last night. LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeVeL Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 Yeah, I wore Level out last night. LOL!!!LOL....you too much ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest r3nz0 Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 Yeah, I wore Level out last night. LOL!!!I hope it wasn't $400. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrzyC1414779017 Posted June 3 Author Report Share Posted June 3 LMAO!!! I wouldnt be advertising that one!!!! LMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest r3nz0 Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 LMAO!!! I wouldnt be advertising that one!!!! LMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan2772 Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 LMAO!!! I wouldnt be advertising that one!!!! LMAO!!!i need to get me a shirt that says "yo" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JMT Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 LMAO!!! I wouldnt be advertising that one!!!! LMAO!!!i need to get me a shirt that says "yo""Yao" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrzyC1414779017 Posted June 3 Author Report Share Posted June 3 YAYO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JMT Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 YAYO!HA HA HA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrzyC1414779017 Posted June 3 Author Report Share Posted June 3 YAYO!HA HA HA Coming out Friday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeVeL Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 YAYO!There you go advertising Whitey again.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest durrtylexx Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 YAYO! ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JMT Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 YAYO!HA HA HA Coming out Friday?you know it 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 LMAO funny stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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