CrzyC1414779017 Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?"> "We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you."> > Yes, she says, I remember it well.> > OK, he says, how about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it for old time's sake.> > Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea, she answers.> > There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.> > They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walkingsticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence! .> > The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers.> > She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in.> > Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes!> > She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dearlife.> This is the most athletic sex imaginable.> > Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.> > The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know.> > After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.> > The policeman, still watching thinks, that was truly amazing, he was going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is.> > As the couple pass, he says to them,! That was something else.> > You must have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it?> > You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?> > The old man says, Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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