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  1. Go Pats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sorry maybe next year lol
  2. ATTN: MODS!!! please do your jobs

    Yes the spam has been getting out of hand. This was never tolerated and it is what made these forums enjoyable.
  3. I'm about to put the sleeper to sleep. You have entered PBC territory and you are wearing the wrong colors. Break yourself fool!!!
  4. The Wack A*$ Miami Rumor Mill....

    Personally I just thought it was funny that Nick kept referring to Jeopardy so I couldn’t help but add my joke to it. If you feel the need to air your dirty laundry over the net for everyone to see be my guest but from my experience there are better ways to handle it.
  5. The Wack A*$ Miami Rumor Mill....

    That's one of today's "Daily Doubles"!!! How much do you wish to wager?
  6. People should not threaten to kick my ass.

    What’s their secret handshake?
  7. Say no to drugs.

    Is this safe for work?
  8. Now THIS is an extreme sport.

    Its still up. They are are crazy wow!
  9. Lyric's to "Push the Feeling On"

    This song is one of my all time favorites and I usually carry an original copy of it with me on vinyl when I DJ just in case I want to play some classics. I have always wondered what the lyrics to this track are and I have heard many different things but I was curious what you might think they are saying in the song. One part of the song If You're feeling under pressure, something's been on your mind. You've got to have your self a good time, take a look and you just might find. Refrain: (Pushing it on.....) Chrous: Let me hear u say, push it let's push. push the feeling on.. push it let's push it we gotta keep move on Time's have been hard for you baby, this I know.. This I know but if you take a look around, and no matter you'll find is that the rthym will get to you.. (Refrain) Chrous: What about the hook? I will post what I heard it might be but I want to hear from others first.
  10. Dead?

    Yeah you scared off all the cool people (insert smiley dude with his tongue out hear :-P) BTW why dont we have the option to add emoticons anymore?
  11. Stella Awards!!!

    It's time again for the annual "Stella Awards"! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck, who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico where she purchased the coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees, while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right? That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S., you know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head. So keep your head scratcher handy. Stella awards Here are the Stella's for the past year: 7TH PLACE: Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son. 6TH PLACE: Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles, California won $74,000 plus medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car, while he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps. Go ahead, grab your head scratcher. 5TH PLACE: Terrence Dickson, of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT, days on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance company claiming undue mental Anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000 for his anguish. We should all have this kind of anguish. Keep scratching. There are more... 4TH PLACE: Jerry Williams, of Little Rock, Arkansas, garnered 4th Place in the Stella's when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after being bitten on the butt by his next door neighbor's beagle - even though the beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. Williams did not get as much as he asked for because the jury believed the beagle might have been provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had climbed over the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun. Grrrrr ...Scratch, scratch. 3RD PLACE: Third place goes to Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania because a jury ordered a Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on a spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft drink was on the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument. What ever happened to people being responsible for their own actions? Scratch, scratch, scratch. Hang in there; there are only two more Stella’s to go... 2ND PLACE: Kara Walton, of Claymont, Delaware sued the owner of a night club in a nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor, knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her $12,000....oh, yeah, plus dental expenses. Go figure. 1ST PLACE: (May I have a fanfare played on 50 kazoos please) This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, who purchased a new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home from an OU football game, having driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver’s seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver’s seat while the cruise control was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her, are you sitting down, $1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a motor home. Are we, as a society, becoming more stupid...?
  12. Joke of the day

    A man in a Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Sir, some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?" "Canada, sir," the boy replied. "Well , why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there." "Really?" said the manager "My wife is from Canada." "No shit?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?
  13. Dead?

    Dam why is CJ so dead? Are you people still hung over from this past weekend?
  14. Man takes hostages in NH Clinton office

    Lol. Lets hope no one gets hurt.