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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have

dinner

with

her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend

that

after

dinner she

would like to go out and "do it" for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he

takes

a

trip to the pharmacist to get some protection.

The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and

doing

it.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like

to buy;

a

3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack.

The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be

very

busy,

it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and

meets his

girlfriend at the door.

"Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on

in."

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the

girl's

parents are seated.

The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his head

down.

Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend

leans over

and

whispers to her boyfriend,

"I had no idea you were so religious."

The boy turns and whispers back,

"I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

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Guest VeLeNoRoSa

LOL nice one

here:

There is a man in his yard cutting the grass and this blond neighbour comes out of her house and goes to the mail box.

she openes it up, looks inside and then slams the mailbox and walks off.

the man is a bit confused and goes on with his grass...

a while after the blond comes out again and opens her mailbox again and slams it even harder and walks off again

The blond comes out again, goes to the mailbox, slams the door .... confused man askes her:

"mam is there a problem?"

the blond says: "there sure is, my computer keeps telling me i've got mail"

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