MIRZA1414779019 Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and havedinnerwithher parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriendthat afterdinner shewould like to go out and "do it" for the first time.Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so hetakesatrip to the pharmacist to get some protection.The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection anddoingit.At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd liketo buy;a3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack.The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will beverybusy,it being his first time and all.That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house andmeets hisgirlfriend at the door."Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come onin."The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where thegirl'sparents are seated.The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.A minute passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his headdown.Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy.Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriendleans overandwhispers to her boyfriend,"I had no idea you were so religious."The boy turns and whispers back,"I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fairyDust Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 LOL!....good one! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest durrtylexx Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 I've heard this one before...good one... ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest VeLeNoRoSa Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 LOL nice onehere:There is a man in his yard cutting the grass and this blond neighbour comes out of her house and goes to the mail box.she openes it up, looks inside and then slams the mailbox and walks off.the man is a bit confused and goes on with his grass...a while after the blond comes out again and opens her mailbox again and slams it even harder and walks off againThe blond comes out again, goes to the mailbox, slams the door .... confused man askes her:"mam is there a problem?"the blond says: "there sure is, my computer keeps telling me i've got mail" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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