V. Barbarino Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 For everyone who has ever had an evaluation - just remember, it could have been worse. These are actual quotes taken from Federal Government employee performance evaluations.1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."4. "Works well when under constant supervision and could run like a rat in a trap."5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."11. "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."14. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."15. "He's been working with glue too much."16. "He would argue with a signpost."17. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."18. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."19. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one."20. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."21. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."22. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."23. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."24. "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it."25. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."26. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."27. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."28. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."29. "One neuron short of a synapse."30. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."31. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60-minutes'."32. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead"33. "Got into the gene pool when the Lifeguard wasn't looking" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest trancepriest Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 HaHa... 8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."31. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60-minutes'." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan2772 Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 a buddy in college used to work at a state agency (in tallahassee), there was this lady that worked there that spent the ENTIRE day staring out the window. every day, for like 8 years. i went to pick him up one day and saw it for myself, it was unbelievable. they don't fire anybody. you want a solid career? work for the government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest slamminshaun Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 And they wonder why I want to privatize my social security... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Clarisa Posted December 23 Report Share Posted December 23 Gov't employee or not this goes for all employed people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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