ryan2772 Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 ;DA monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few puffs. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the shore, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while trying to get a drink.The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" The Monkey looks down and says "Fuuuuuuuuck! Duuuude!....... How much water did you drink?!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgibson Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 LOL ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Electric Eel Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 lolThis is my fav drug jokeA little fluffy bunny rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The little fluffy bunny rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the little fluffy bunny rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the little fluffy bunny rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the little fluffy bunny >rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up... "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the sunny forest, you'll feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the living shit out of the little fluffy bunny rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this?... He was merely trying to help us!" The lion answers, "That little fucker! He makes me run around the forest like a fucking fairy every time he's on ecstasy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Clarisa Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Spyderchic thanks for refreshing my memory on that joke. I think it's hilarious and my fav also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cutchemist Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 this is the best sheit i've heard in yearsyea baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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