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Rolly AKA Negrodamus AKA The Man AKA The Great Jedi Night suggested that everyone out their two cents in when they answer this question for me:

Who is "The Assasin"??

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Guest rollyp66

Haha you are in for it...you spelled his name wrong.. .he takes those things quite personally lol :P

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Guest LdySphynx

Haha you are in for it...you spelled his name wrong.. .he takes those things quite personally lol :P

:o OH OH.............................Trust me he ain't no JOKE!!!!!

Are you SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE you're ready for him :P!?!

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Guest LeVeL

The Assassin is a walk in the park....I personally think the guy next to him is the real Killer. That guy doesn't serve nothing but toxic drinks.

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Guest ALKO-HAULIC

not only is he one of the coooooolest mofos i have ever met........he will try to KILL you and by kill i mean break...and by break i mean broken........and by broken i mean

Broken: the state of mind one can achieve on a nite of serious partying, where one no longer makes sense to those around them, may passout at any given moment, or loses control of body functions...blowing chunks, urinating on themselves, or pooping (or any combination thereof)

no longer functioning within the group....makes you a BROKEN friend. the person(s) who Broke you should assume responsibility for you as needed...

ie. holding back of hair, hiding you from bouncers, avoiding arrests, taking you home....etc

and hes the best bartender i have ever encountered 8)

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not only is he one of the coooooolest mofos i have ever met........he will try to KILL you and by kill i mean break...and by break i mean broken........and by broken i mean

Broken: the state of mind one can achieve on a nite of serious partying, where one no longer makes sense to those around them, may passout at any given moment, or loses control of body functions...blowing chunks, urinating on themselves, or pooping (or any combination thereof)

no longer functioning within the group....makes you a BROKEN friend. the person(s) who Broke you should assume responsibility for you as needed...

ie. holding back of hair, hiding you from bouncers, avoiding arrests, taking you home....etc

and hes the best bartender i have ever encountered 8)

;D
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Guest LdySphynx

not only is he one of the coooooolest mofos i have ever met........he will try to KILL you and by kill i mean break...and by break i mean broken........and by broken i mean

Broken: the state of mind one can achieve on a nite of serious partying, where one no longer makes sense to those around them, may passout at any given moment, or loses control of body functions...blowing chunks, urinating on themselves, or pooping (or any combination thereof)

no longer functioning within the group....makes you a BROKEN friend. the person(s) who Broke you should assume responsibility for you as needed...

ie. holding back of hair, hiding you from bouncers, avoiding arrests, taking you home....etc

and hes the best bartender i have ever encountered 8)

;D

Ahhhhhhh, there you are............how did you find out about this thread ::):P.
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Guest ALKO-HAULIC

The Assassin is a walk in the park....I personally think the guy next to him is the real Killer. That guy doesn't serve nothing but toxic drinks.

you my friend must be out of your mind.......i dare you to give the assassin your credit card and drink from him and only him all morning. ill put money on the fact that you will need a dd to drive you home and maybe a few midgets to hold your legs due to the fact that they will be wobbly and not able to hold you up.

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Guest LeVeL

you my friend must be out of your mind.......i dare you to give the assassin your credit card and drink from him and only him all morning. ill put money on the fact that you will need a dd to drive you home and maybe a few midgets to hold your legs due to the fact that they will be wobbly and not able to hold you up.

What you think I am bullshitting...man ohh man...you just dont know what your saying. I would love for a bartender to serve me up some powerful shit to the point I cant walk...man when i go out I want to get drunk...I dont want to get a Buzz.

Well you know I have gotten a lot of drink from him but he has never been my bartender all night...maybe the Assassin finds it insulting to have his clients go to another bartender. but I had to switch out because the drinks were simply not strong enough....I drink Henessy and Coke all night..and though out the night...I like taking me Jager,Patron, and Vodka shots...I like mixing it all.

As far as that I would I will take your dare and the next time I'm up there I will make him my honorary bartender for the night...I hope he doesn't keep delivering the weak drinks because I can easily go to the guy next to him ;D 8)

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Guest LdySphynx

you my friend must be out of your mind.......i dare you to give the assassin your credit card and drink from him and only him all morning. ill put money on the fact that you will need a dd to drive you home and maybe a few midgets to hold your legs due to the fact that they will be wobbly and not able to hold you up.

What you think I am bullshitting...man ohh man...you just dont know what your saying. I would love for a bartender to serve me up some powerful shit to the point I cant walk...man when i go out I want to get drunk...I dont want to get a Buzz.

Well you know I have gotten a lot of drink from him but he has never been my bartender all night...maybe the Assassin finds it insulting to have his clients go to another bartender. but I had to switch out because the drinks were simply not strong enough....I drink Henessy and Coke all night..and though out the night...I like taking me Jager' date='Patron, and Vodka shots...I like mixing it all.

As far as that I would I will take your dare and the next time I'm up there I will make him my honorary bartender for the night...I hope he doesn't keep delivering the weak drinks because I can easily go to the guy next to him ;D 8)

[/quote']Are you going to Space this weekend??

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Guest Satz

I ain't skeered. I'll take a shot from The Assassin and survive...he'll play Hinkley & I'll play Reagan

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Guest LdySphynx

I ain't skeered. I'll take a shot from The Assassin and survive...he'll play Hinkley & I'll play Reagan

For some strange reason Space is sounding sooooooooooooo good to me right now :P!!!

I guess I know what to do after the BBQ ::)!!!!

I wouldn't miss seeing Level & Satz broken for nothing in the world ;D!!!

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Guest Diabolique

All Bartenders are the Devil. ;) I'll take a Ketel One Citron Martini striaght up w/ a twist, pleeze!

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The Assassin is a walk in the park....I personally think the guy next to him is the real Killer. That guy doesn't serve nothing but toxic drinks.

Funny thing is he used to be my bartender of choice before I even knew his name was assassin, and that was well over a year ago. I just knew him as Ray. That guy's goal is to kill you, lol. He almost sent me to the hospital last year LMAO. So are you sure we're talking about the same bartender?

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Guest Satz

I ain't skeered. I'll take a shot from The Assassin and survive...he'll play Hinkley & I'll play Reagan

For some strange reason Space is sounding sooooooooooooo good to me right now :P!!!

I guess I know what to do after the BBQ ::)!!!!

I wouldn't miss seeing Level & Satz broken for nothing in the world ;D!!!

I'm up for the challenge...see you light weights there

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Guest Satan

The Assassin is a walk in the park....I personally think the guy next to him is the real Killer. That guy doesn't serve nothing but toxic drinks.

the bartender next to him is usually a chick.

i dont know where the fuck you go drinking.

but if you have problems with gender assignment i suggest you dont go to space.

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Guest Devilicious

The Assassin is a walk in the park....I personally think the guy next to him is the real Killer. That guy doesn't serve nothing but toxic drinks.

Funny thing is he used to be my bartender of choice before I even knew his name was assassin' date=' and that was well over a year ago. I just knew him as Ray. That guy's goal is to kill you, lol. He almost sent me to the hospital last year LMAO. So are you sure we're talking about the same bartender?

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Ray=Assassin

Level=has a bad attitude towards bartenders so does not get the best service :P

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Guest LeVeL

the bartender next to him is usually a chick.

i dont know where the fuck you go drinking.

but if you have problems with gender assignment i suggest you dont go to space.

WTF are you talking about.... :-X

There is a guy that serves in that same exact bar that the Assassin serves, there's probably a girl there but there is also a guy.

Whatever...no need to be explaining myself...I just know that the assassin is not all that you guys make him up to be.

Now shut up and get me a whiskey bottle like all4tribal said. And yes Talma, I hate bartenders I have gotten to the point that I drink all my liquor on the rocks now thats all how weak the bartenders are making to drinks in my opinion.

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Guest Devilicious

the bartender next to him is usually a chick.

i dont know where the fuck you go drinking.

but if you have problems with gender assignment i suggest you dont go to space.

WTF are you talking about.... :-X

There is a guy that serves in that same exact bar that the Assassin serves' date=' there's probably a girl there but there is also a guy.

Whatever...no need to be explaining myself...I just know that the assassin is not all that you guys make him up to be.

Now shut up and get me a whiskey bottle like all4tribal said. And yes Talma, I hate bartenders I have gotten to the point that I drink all my liquor on the rocks now thats all how weak the bartenders are making to drinks in my opinion.

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LMAO Satan!

Level, once again you prove your stupidity.

The bartender next to Ray is a chick. The bartender on the far end of the bar is Tom (male). There is a hot barback who floats around but doesn't make many drinks.

The reason your drinks are weak is because you have a shitty attitude. You're lucky you get served at all.

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Guest PORNSTAR

He does make some wicked stuff.......... and what i really love from him when you're about to pay your tab with only one eye open..... he gives you another shot for the road......... AWE got to love it

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Guest durrtylexx

midgets to hold your legs due to the fact that they will be wobbly and not able to hold you up.

LOL

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