Guest pussErox Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 I am writing to you to warn you of something that happened to me as I am a victim of the latest scam while shopping. This happened at the Mall and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works.Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you are leaving the mall while you are placing your packages on the floor of the front seat.One starts wiping your windshield with a rag while the othercomes to your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg you for a ride to another Mall.You agree and tell them to sit in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other in the back seat. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.Be careful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rhythmburn Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 I am writing to you to warn you of something that happened to me as I am a victim of the latest scam while shopping. This happened at the Mall and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works.Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you are leaving the mall while you are placing your packages on the floor of the front seat.One starts wiping your windshield with a rag while the othercomes to your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg you for a ride to another Mall.You agree and tell them to sit in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other in the back seat. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.Be careful! LMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mp3some Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 ;D ;D ;DLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all4tribal1414779019 Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
240turbo Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 Simple solution for this scam. If you want a free blowjob, just go to the mall with a wallet full of expired credit cards and play money. And see who gets the last laugh. I know I would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tiltmiami Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 LMMFAO ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 damn i gotta hit up new malls lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chica Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 oh man those girls are gonna be banking $$$ after this post... ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cosmigonon Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 Hahahahahahaha... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest swirlundergrounder Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SCAM IS THIS? IT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ONE OF THOSE 'TAG BODY SPRAY' COMMERCIALS....I 'SO' DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR YOU!!!!!So when did you realize your wallet had been stolen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest coach Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 Renzo, did you decide that the girls weren't making enough the old way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest swirlundergrounder Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 I am writing to you to warn you of something that happened to me as I am a victim of the latest scam while shopping. This happened at the Mall and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works.Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you are leaving the mall while you are placing your packages on the floor of the front seat.One starts wiping your windshield with a rag while the othercomes to your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg you for a ride to another Mall.You agree and tell them to sit in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other in the back seat. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.Be careful!Wait one second..how did you know they were 18 years old? And what mall did this happen at? Did you file a police report without the police officer laughing at you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
240turbo Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SCAM IS THIS? IT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ONE OF THOSE 'TAG BODY SPRAY' COMMERCIALS....I 'SO' DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR YOU!!!!!So when did you realize your wallet had been stolen?At least he got a blowjob,lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest durrtylexx Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cosmigonon Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 I am writing to you to warn you of something that happened to me as I am a victim of the latest scam while shopping. This happened at the Mall and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works.Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you are leaving the mall while you are placing your packages on the floor of the front seat.One starts wiping your windshield with a rag while the othercomes to your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg you for a ride to another Mall.You agree and tell them to sit in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other in the back seat. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.Be careful!Wait one second..how did you know they were 18 years old? And what mall did this happen at? Did you file a police report without the police officer laughing at you? : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Josephmama Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 i have to say even as a girl, that was pretty funny. The suspense was killing me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest notfarfromhome Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 I was wondering why my girl was treating this past weekend.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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