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This friday I went out for happy hour in fort lauderdale, I met this broad thru some friends, she was one wacky broad.. After making some sexual comments to me, she handed me an ass business card..

It was a business card with her picture that said:

Single, no kids, non smoker, her phone number, her email address, works 9-5 m-f, has answering machine leave message.

I would post it, but i don't want to ruin this chick, but she's wackooooooooooooooooooooooo... To answer your 1st question is she hot, the answer was no, the second question is, did she blow you in the parking lot, the answer (since my gf stalks me on cj) is NO!.

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Guest Devilicious

the first and only question is

why would anyone care?

stick to posting speculations about club drama... it's far more entertaining

thanks

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This friday I went out for happy hour in fort lauderdale, I met this broad thru some friends, she was one wacky broad.. After making some sexual comments to me, she handed me an ass business card..

It was a business card with her picture that said:

Single, no kids, non smoker, her phone number, her email address, works 9-5 m-f, has answering machine leave message.

I would post it, but i don't want to ruin this chick, but she's wackooooooooooooooooooooooo... To answer your 1st question is she hot, the answer was no, the second question is, did she blow you in the parking lot, the answer (since my gf stalks me on cj) is NO!.

This is why your STILL theeee club legend. Although you showed some signs of "past his prime" when Denny played at mansion. You couldnt "hang" like you used to.

Also you owe it to your fans to start your 5 star reviews again. I mean freaking Bling reviews parties that 5 people go and only 3 care. and everything is always great (and boring)

saleens review of space 34 opening is by far the funniest review ever to date.

i stroke your ego so when we run into each other you buy me a few Amstels. damn im a whore

8)

Jets suck Knicks suck

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This friday I went out for happy hour in fort lauderdale, I met this broad thru some friends, she was one wacky broad.. After making some sexual comments to me, she handed me an ass business card..

It was a business card with her picture that said:

Single, no kids, non smoker, her phone number, her email address, works 9-5 m-f, has answering machine leave message.

I would post it, but i don't want to ruin this chick, but she's wackooooooooooooooooooooooo... To answer your 1st question is she hot, the answer was no, the second question is, did she blow you in the parking lot, the answer (since my gf stalks me on cj) is NO!.

I saw the card.... i almost fell over the pool table when i saw it.... hysterical!!!

Maybe next time you meet me for happy hour some broad will give you a pair of used panties instead. lol

Glad you came out.. that was such a fun night :P

Thanks for letting us use the pool today :-*

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Also you owe it to your fans to start your 5 star reviews again. I mean freaking Bling reviews parties that 5 people go and only 3 care. and everything is always great (and boring)

saleens review of space 34 opening is by far the funniest review ever to date.

lol.. i love how there's always an unofficial then official review.. wtf. whats the difference?

lol long live the space 34 review.. that was funny as hell... :P

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This friday I went out for happy hour in fort lauderdale, I met this broad thru some friends, she was one wacky broad.. After making some sexual comments to me, she handed me an ass business card..

It was a business card with her picture that said:

Single, no kids, non smoker, her phone number, her email address, works 9-5 m-f, has answering machine leave message.

I would post it, but i don't want to ruin this chick, but she's wackooooooooooooooooooooooo... To answer your 1st question is she hot, the answer was no, the second question is, did she blow you in the parking lot, the answer (since my gf stalks me on cj) is NO!.

This is why your STILL theeee club legend. Although you showed some signs of "past his prime" when Denny played at mansion. You couldnt "hang" like you used to.

Also you owe it to your fans to start your 5 star reviews again. I mean freaking Bling reviews parties that 5 people go and only 3 care. and everything is always great (and boring)

saleens review of space 34 opening is by far the funniest review ever to date.

i stroke your ego so when we run into each other you buy me a few Amstels. damn im a whore

8)

Jets suck Knicks suck

as dade would say, i've gotten soft.... Truthfully I have, now that I work with Denny I can't rip into people as much, as for Bling, I'm worried some people who live outside of miami read his reviews and think Blue and aqua booty are comprable to mansion and space, lol.. Plus I don't have the time anymore, my real job keeps me busy these days..

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the first and only question is

why would anyone care?

stick to posting speculations about club drama... it's far more entertaining

thanks

ut oh, someone is jealous.. One day sweety some guy will give you an ass business card, someday, just pray a lot and it may happen..

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This friday I went out for happy hour in fort lauderdale, I met this broad thru some friends, she was one wacky broad.. After making some sexual comments to me, she handed me an ass business card..

It was a business card with her picture that said:

Single, no kids, non smoker, her phone number, her email address, works 9-5 m-f, has answering machine leave message.

I would post it, but i don't want to ruin this chick, but she's wackooooooooooooooooooooooo... To answer your 1st question is she hot, the answer was no, the second question is, did she blow you in the parking lot, the answer (since my gf stalks me on cj) is NO!.

This is why your STILL theeee club legend. Although you showed some signs of "past his prime" when Denny played at mansion. You couldnt "hang" like you used to.

Also you owe it to your fans to start your 5 star reviews again. I mean freaking Bling reviews parties that 5 people go and only 3 care. and everything is always great (and boring)

saleens review of space 34 opening is by far the funniest review ever to date.

i stroke your ego so when we run into each other you buy me a few Amstels. damn im a whore

8)

Jets suck Knicks suck

5 people went to krivit? i know im blind and wear glasses but shit if that was 5 people i cant count either cuz the place was effin slammedand everyone was dancing

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Also you owe it to your fans to start your 5 star reviews again. I mean freaking Bling reviews parties that 5 people go and only 3 care. and everything is always great (and boring)

saleens review of space 34 opening is by far the funniest review ever to date.

lol.. i love how there's always an unofficial then official review.. wtf. whats the difference?

lol long live the space 34 review.. that was funny as hell... :P

teacher.jpg

unofficial review is when i do a review for cj and put up my pics thread

offical reviews is when i dont do a cj review and only do a thread with pics

CLASS DISMISSED

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Also you owe it to your fans to start your 5 star reviews again. I mean freaking Bling reviews parties that 5 people go and only 3 care. and everything is always great (and boring)

saleens review of space 34 opening is by far the funniest review ever to date.

lol.. i love how there's always an unofficial then official review.. wtf. whats the difference?

lol long live the space 34 review.. that was funny as hell... :P

teacher.jpg

unofficial review is when i do a review for cj and put up my pics thread

offical reviews is when i dont do a cj review and only do a thread with pics

CLASS DISMISSED

um okay. lol

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Guest JoeBudious

And to think that Glass was more slammed for Osunlade!!!!

I'm so glad he doesn't like our party.

Gives it a huge vote of approval when he DOESN'T like your stuff.

Horray!!

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And to think that Glass was more slammed for Osunlade!!!!

I'm so glad he doesn't like our party.

Gives it a huge vote of approval when he DOESN'T like your stuff.

Horray!!

LMAO ;) true it was more packed for osunlade the crowd was there till the very end...

heard the sound system was installed look foward to ckin it out

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And to think that Glass was more slammed for Osunlade!!!!

I'm so glad he doesn't like our party.

Gives it a huge vote of approval when he DOESN'T like your stuff.

Horray!!

there is only so many AB reviews one can take, bling is in your pocket, it's a scam... As long as the great reviews come in, bling gets a free ride, then once every 10 shows there is an on the fence review... Then back to great reviews. Then repeat over and over and over and over.... oh and over and over and over...

As for me, I've only been to one AB party, the dj was horrible and I left, he was so bad, he should have been pulled off the decks, there is a reason AB made no money for Noc, the party wasn't up to par for a venue of that size. So you guys travel from venue to venue trying to put on these parties which all the main stream venues won't invite you because they make no money for their venues.. I'm in the club biz for the money these days, there is little reason to pay attention to AB, it's chump change int he world of clubs.

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You know, when you're right, you're right.

I'm SO glad you don't like our stuff.

Really.

Gotta keep our vibe beautiful, positive and FULL of LOVE!!!

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And to think that Glass was more slammed for Osunlade!!!!

I'm so glad he doesn't like our party.

Gives it a huge vote of approval when he DOESN'T like your stuff.

Horray!!

there is only so many AB reviews one can take, bling is in your pocket, it's a scam... As long as the great reviews come in, bling gets a free ride, then once every 10 shows there is an on the fence review... Then back to great reviews. Then repeat over and over and over and over.... oh and over and over and over...

As for me, I've only been to one AB party, the dj was horrible and I left, he was so bad, he should have been pulled off the decks, there is a reason AB made no money for Noc, the party wasn't up to par for a venue of that size. So you guys travel from venue to venue trying to put on these parties which all the main stream venues won't invite you because they make no money for their venues.. I'm in the club biz for the money these days, there is little reason to pay attention to AB, it's chump change int he world of clubs.

Umm ab 99% of the time has guestlists posted here or if u join their mailer

and for the record i pay to enter AB events (reduced admissions lists) .. well worth it..each time.. even when the music isnt the best ive heard the vibe is still there

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its the montly lets bash bling and his reviews and fuck deep house threads.. ahhh so predictable..

all i know is im having a blast.. hanging with good peeps and hearing some sick tunes...

;D

and btw that krivit revew was my first AB review since late last yr.. its been over 3 months...

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Guest Cosmigonon

Honestly bling, why keep on doing reviews of events you know you're gonna like, we all know how they go, that's why only the people involved with them read them. Try going to a non-deep house event, and do for once anon-biased review... ;)

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Honestly bling, why keep on doing reviews of events you know you're gonna like, we all know how they go, that's why only the people involved with them read them. Try going to a non-deep house event, and do for once anon-biased review... ;)

i dont like all deep house events. heather at shine Was not good by any strech of the imagination... and i love dj heather

and i have reviewed non deep house i wouldnt even classifiy krivit as deep house entirely..

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Guest mp3some

Dont be paying toooo much attention to The Saltine's perspective... His arrogance and narrow-mindedness manifest once again... ::)

It's his way of pulling out his own Ass-Card....

Regarding the whole AB discussion, I wanna add my 2 cents here for the record.

In my opinion, AB events are as pure of a party as they come... After all these years anyone who knows can attest to the fact that Aquabooty = GREAT PARTY!

Hands down the most fun-filled, amazing energy-vibe combination around anywhere in this city right now... The talent they bring is always top notch... Amazing beats week in- week out between their local line-up and their guests.

Definitely one of the TOP parties today both in MUSIC and VIBE.

The current venue fits their parties perfectly. Glass is not too big, not too small, nice decor, excellent crowd mix that does includes the "big spender factor" that raises the likelihood of profitability for everyone involved.

It wont be as profitable as a celebrity-hosted event, or a space booking anywhere, but then again not every clubber/consumer is into the same processed cheese that brings in the heavy $$$.

I'm in the club biz for the money these days, there is little reason to pay attention to AB, it's chump change int he world of clubs.

It is actually quite fortunate that chumps like YOU don't pay attention to them. Last thing they need is ur shitty attitude anywhere near the party.

As for bling’s reviews, when u decide to click on it and read it, you have to define and identify what a Review is.

It may not be a critique or evaluation type of review of the event but rather a more casual account of what happened with the music, the venue, the crowd and even w pictures of who was there…. Funny how he may not get many replies these days, but each one of his reviews still gets over 250+ views before it fades down on the board……

Just my 2 cents here……..

Carry on….

.- 8)

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Guest LeVeL

AB Events are not for everyone, thats for sure.

IN the past I tried to give it a chance and I tried to listen to Deep House but I really dont get what the big phenomenon is about.

The times I went to the AB parties @ Noc the vibe was horrible, the music was even worst. I just dont think the genre is not meant to be played in a club but rather in a lounge or a tiny room where people can sit around and talk.

I really think a lot of people over hype the AB events by posting reviews on CJ. An threads tend to get started by people who surround themselves in that inner circle, basically I think people attend these events to start off the night and then to go else where to another club with better music and better atmosphere.

I just dont understand how people even dance to that stuff..lol

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lol luis barely posts anymore in miami junkie but anytime deep house or my reviews are mentioned he posts.. lol :P

Bling, you just gotta learn to ignore the haterz.
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AB Events are not for everyone' date=' thats for sure.

IN the past I tried to give it a chance and I tried to listen to Deep House but I really dont get what the big phenomenon is about.

The times I went to the AB parties @ Noc the vibe was horrible, the music was even worst. I just dont think the genre is not meant to be played in a club but rather in a lounge or a tiny room where people can sit around and talk.

I really think a lot of people over hype the AB events by posting reviews on CJ. An threads tend to get started by people who surround themselves in that inner circle, basically I think people attend these events to start off the night and then to go else where to another club with better music and better atmosphere.

I just dont understand how people even dance to that stuff..lol

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tell that to the hundreds that came out to the gorgeous National hotel poolside on a crappy rainy day to hear miguel migs.....

an Aquabooty party btw.. is the National a lounge or tiny room? im confused

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