MIRZA1414779019 Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 Body: I'm from new jersey , wuts goodi dont write in pretty little columns like californiaif i mess up spelling who the fuck careswe curse alot .. not cuss .. what kind of pussy says cuss?i say "fuckin" "shore" and "wata/wooder" (water) and LOVE ITyea its 65 .. but if you go that slow ur gonna get run the fuck overif you cut me off, youre getting the horn and the finger .. and you WILL be ok with ityour governor can kick my governor's ass? mine can GOVERN. who the fuck elects an "actor" as governor anyway? dumbasses. oh && btw .. our governor was gay .. what now bitch ?!??!only WE say were from dirty jersey, that's how we do.I have been to "the city" (if your from around here its the city/ nyc/philly) if you call it the big apple you look and sound like a big asswe were one of the original 13, too bad california isntSummers are really hot, and winters really cold. That's the way it is over here in jersey , too. your not so special...oh and we get snow too assfuckswere not known for being dickheads like youwho cares where those tv shows are made? yours all suck anyway*****cali's got the best beaches !? those Laguna Beach fags need to come down here and get fuckin jumped at Seaside!!!****camden and newark will kick comptons ass anydayFrank Sinatra...Bruce Springsteen...Jack Nicholson...Bon Jovi...Joe Buddens Redman Kirsten Dunst,Brittney Murphy, and John Travolta .. all from jerseyonly bennies say "going to the beach" so fuck off "dude", stop being so "gnarly""the drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14... most people even start younger"we say pie and get a large pizzawe get REAL ITALIAN FOOD .. not that fake shit they got in caliwho wants mexican food anyway?we have WAWA ; QUiCK CHECK ; and SEVEN 11 and they`re awesomewe've got the hottest hoes around !PORKROLL. enough said.who the hell eats clam chowder outta a bread bowl? .. and why are you so proud?as for tv shows ; can we say SOPRANOS??????Somerset County, Hunterdon County, Bergen County & Morris County.. the four richest counties in the WHOLE country are in Jersey...and we dont need a bunch of shows on MTV to prove itCALIFORNIA DON'T GOT SHIT ON JERSEY!I found this on myspace and wanted to share for all my friends that love NJ on this board ;D 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan2772 Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 i read about 4 lines and got nauseous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIRZA1414779019 Posted April 10 Author Report Share Posted April 10 i read about 4 lines and got nauseous ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oni1414777741 Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 I forced myself to read it. Its hilarious...funny part is that i actually hear some of these things every weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIRZA1414779019 Posted April 10 Author Report Share Posted April 10 I forced myself to read it. Its hilarious...funny part is that i actually hear some of these things every weekend. Next time I come to NJ we need to meet in the city 8). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mp3some Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 who cares.... Joisey sux! : ;D 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ddg Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 lets go New Jersey Devils 8) 8)almost playoff time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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