Guest ilovedjology Posted September 13 Report Share Posted September 13 Lets go find Greg! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoeBudious Posted September 13 Report Share Posted September 13 "I'm Joe Budious' roommate"I said"Really, I don't remember you moving in with me."I gave him reduced after we stopped laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted September 13 Report Share Posted September 13 I dont need to be on the list i post on CJ (for those posters that post a lot) ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest djcarlosf Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 fuck you motherfuckeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr- mishka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest swank Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 "I'm Joe Budious' roommate"I said"Really, I don't remember you moving in with me."I gave him reduced after we stopped laughing.ROFLMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest r3nz0 Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 "Check to see if it has an Adam's Apple. Did you? I thought so. Trust me, that girl you just made out with has a bigger cock than you do." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dj_Peace Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 really, my bad...i was looking for the men's bathroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ThePromoter Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Dam! I hate this fucking doorman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ALKO-HAULIC Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 "where have i been for the past for hours"me- conference 2 yrs ago space patio"party like mosquitoes"me & t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vanbuurenfan Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 no baby im not joking, serious...I WOULD LET YOU SHIT ON ME...... :-* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest coach Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Can I take your picture?orWill you take my picture? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pod Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 "Will you take my picture" is my favorite. It forms part of the basis on how I work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest michael^heaven Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 We Love... 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
240turbo Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 "I'm Joe Budious' roommate"I said"Really, I don't remember you moving in with me."I gave him reduced after we stopped laughing.LMAO!!!!! LMAO!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!That has got to be the funniest one yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Devilicious Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 "WTF bro you kiled the bag already?" its almost gone be gentle be gentle... lol"Jager for breakfast!""Let's go to Hell already"def party like mosquitoes!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Miss_Digital Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 "where have i been for the past for hours" classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dj_Peace Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 "that's really gonna hurt when he/she sobers up""I bought the last round you cheap bastard!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sela V Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Standing in line at the Mudd Club:"Weekend punks...don't you hate 'em...They wash the dye out of their hair by Monday morning..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PORNSTAR Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 CAN I SEE ID....... Fenchie com'on i come to space every weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Clauds Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 "I'm only 75% drunk" Not really said at a club...Hmmm...I wonder who said that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
240turbo Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 "I'll kick the bouncer's ass, I ain't scared of him. Where's he at?"Alfredo(General) whenever he gets loaded (drunk). LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spacecadet Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Have a lighter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tres-b Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 I'm as fcuked up right now as I have been all night... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest meta Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Do you have a cigerette? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
240turbo Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 This quote is from Richard(Old door guy from Nocturnal) Talking to one of the bouncers. When he gets overwhelmed at the ropes"I swear to god, that's my word fam, if this nigga keeps inchin towards my rope I'm gonna snuff him... Let that nigga flex, I'll herb his ass for real word is bond son... That nigga just don't know, I'll go postal on him" (Talking in a Thick queens, black NY accent )For non NY heads, translation: I swear if this guy keeps getting close to the rope even though I told him not to, i'm going to kick his ass dude. He has no idea, I'll really hurt him. LOL I'll never forget that morning. After Morillo @Crobar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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