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Funny experiences at ob-gyn check up


orchid21

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I know you are looking for serious answers to this, but as i read this post, i got this e-mail...too funny to pass up posting it here....

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took

one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window.

He immediately told her to undress.

After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he

asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing? "

"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological

abnormalities."

"That is right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do

you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.

"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast

cancer."

"Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and

started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know

what I'm doing now?"

"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the

first place."

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i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

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so i go to the GYN for a regular check up

and i go to a new doctor.. first time at his office..

so i getz neked.. getz on the table.. .. blah blah

he comes in.. starts poking around

and he goes

"Well... It Looks Just Perfect"

lets continue the exman

i wuz like OH MY GOD!

wtf kinda comment is that?!?!?! .. hahahah

he liked muh box =P

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"I'm gone, you ain't worth tha tears

You lost tha best thing you ever had in ya life..a waste of my years"

"ouT 4 doL"

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what's the ques...is there a ques.? a gyno checks the vagina so who checks the penis's. i'll go to school for that!!!

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