cmb1975 Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 My mottio is that it feels and it won't make you blind go for it!HAHAHAHAH!!! Go blind!!! My mother thinks i will go blind from my vibrator!!!! ------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdick Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 If you decide to heed her warning then perhaps I could come down to personally suggst an alternative Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by mrdick:If you decide to heed her warning then perhaps I could come down to personally suggst an alternative you will be the first to know...promise...but don't hold your breath, i love that thing...if it could bring home a salary i would marry it!!!------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g.roid Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 I LOVE BUTT SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I LOVE GETTING MY WAY WITH NAIVE GIRLS TOO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdick Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 hey CMB Well maybe we could compromise and I could bring down a new model for you to test drive I would be glad to give you a hand with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 depends, what model is it and does it have the all the "extras", is a "stick" or "manual".......------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 as long as you bring a LARGE selection, the ni can test ride, i mean test drive them all and see which ones gets to the my utlimate desination the best! ps. who's penny pinching?------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starcapone Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 i tried anal and after i did i was walking like a penguin....but i'd try it again this time w/ the lube------------------"your traveling to another dimension a dimension not only in sight and sound but of mind a journey into a wondrous land whos boundaries are that of imagination your next stop the twilight zone." athenalust@hotmail.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdick Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 CMB,Nothing like a whole lot of comparison shopping. I assure you that the selection would be exhaustive from the smallest pocket rocket model to the full size Sybian (be careful with that one - I have seen it turn Jaded Porn Stars who were expecting to fake it into strange quivering, convulscing creatures of flesh with eyes that roll back into their sockets - not for kids!)So consider me your chauffeur on this excursion. Just sit back and enjoy the ride whle I do the driving I'll get you where you need to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 dick...if i may call you that...thank you for offering your services, its much appreciated, i love a man who knows his vibrators!!!------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdick Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 Always pays to know the competition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikmyLipz Posted January 17 Author Report Share Posted January 17 Originally posted by cmb1975:dick...if i may call you that...thank you for offering your services, its much appreciated, i love a man who knows his vibrators!!!jeez i'll settle on a guy who knows how to use his penis...------------------aim:LikmyLipzicq:101504929e-mail:LikmyLipz@aol.com http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 Originally posted by mrdick:Always pays to know the competition.good thinking!!!------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdick Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 I have an idea of how to usemy penis...the question is do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daroot Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 I have had 50-50 "anal" luck with the girls I've slept with, i.e. only about half of them had ever tried it and/or liked it, the other half gave me a "are u crazy" gaze when I suggested taking the Hershey Highway instead...I think us guys have a bit of a porn star complex where sometimes we just want to try everything at once... And sometimes the results are not that good...I personally like switching positions depending on what she digs best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexxxi Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Back Door Luvin'!!! OOOhhhhh how I luv thee!!! There are a few things about this that I believe to be true:1. It takes practice. There is no way that some big thang is going up my hiney without a couple of practice sessions2. You gots to gets some super lube. I like Platinum Wet. It's silky and smooth feeling. It is water soluable and odorless.3. Once you get use to it, it feels awesome. I have screamed out in pure ecstasy. The feeling is so intense and so overwhelming that you will be begging for more.Of course this is all my opinion. It took PORN a long time to convince me to do it....but now I go crawling on my hands and knees begging for it!!!! MMMMMMMMM!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdick Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 First: It comes with me - that's all the extras you'll ever need Second: Of course its the high end model andI'd bring several to choose from including the ever-popular "4-Speed Gas powered Heavy Duty" Model. Sheesh! Whatknda loser pinches pennies on vibrators Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikmyLipz Posted January 18 Author Report Share Posted January 18 Originally posted by mrdick:I have an idea of how to usemy penis...the question is do you?i'm sure i could figure out how to use a penis.. lol------------------aim:LikmyLipzicq:101504929e-mail:LikmyLipz@aol.com http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdick Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 feel free to use and abuse me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 Now that we're on the subject, what do you guys recommend is the best lube?? Astroglide, Ky or ???------------------People come into your life for reasons not yet known, keep your mind, heart and soul open.AIM: Xxlea77 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 i have never used anything but KY...but i hear astroglide is better, also heard something called anal-ease is key...------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morpheus_ Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 ky liquid is goodbut listen to lexxxi, platinum wet is real good AND available all around the city Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salaar Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 A good way is to get the girl to be relaxed,a massage maybe a few drinks just to lossen things up,then a little KY liquid and a finger,if she's going to like it at all you'll know within a few minutes if not she'll definitly let you know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 OK...so I did it on Saturday morning with the man...I had had a few on Friday night, ok I had alot to drink, so Saturday at like 7:00am I was still a little buzzed...after getting me really wet, we tried it, with nothing, I tried to relax and we did it really slow, in a little at a time, that was the key, every other time we have done it, he wants to jam it in there, but that just doesn't work, a little at a time was good, but I still recommend lubricant of some kind...Sorry for being so graphic, but this topics warrants it!!------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by morpheus_:<grin>i'd tell one of my own but i wouldn't want to try to one-up ya..morph_ morph...please do------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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