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"10. Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches"

i hate to say this but i know a guy who has exactly three inches over that.. (yep i really hated saying that)

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that reminds me of something i read a while back about a study, that the average man gets erect every 90 minutes in his sleep.. I guess thats why alot of men wake up with morning wood....

Psst.. MissKittie I love reading all the stuff you post!

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heres what i gotta say fuck that caz i define all that to all those who undermine, 3 white people rapping about how much they hate the world, word up to fucking eminem and mother fucking kid rock and lets not fucking forget me

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Originally posted by puck:

heres what i gotta say fuck that caz i define all that to all those who undermine, 3 white people rapping about how much they hate the world, word up to fucking eminem and mother fucking kid rock and lets not fucking forget me

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

DEFINITION: sexually frustrated...needs to get more then his right hand on his winky. (haha all meant in good fun there budy before ya blow up on me)

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- Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

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2. Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7200

3. Average number of times he will ejaculate from maturbation: 2000

***This says a man will bust a nut during sex almost 3x more than from masturbation. not sure about that. i might be a statistical anomoly here. ;-)

6. Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

i've never cum in a teaspoon, but I'll take your word for it.

15. Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%

***Wasn't somebody complaining that men lie? proof.

18. Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks.

***2 weeks? yikes.

23. Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100.00

*** I was under budget for 2000. I'll apply the difference to 2001.

34. Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false.

***Wrong. this is totally true!

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Welcome to the place where you will find the most interesting sex facts ever! And beleive me, some of these are very interesting!

1. Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

2. Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7200

3. Average number of times he will ejaculate from maturbation: 2000

4. Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

5. Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

6. Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

7. Average length of a penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

8. Average length when erect: 5.1 inches

9. Smallest natural penis ever recorded: 5/8 of an inch

10. Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

11. Largest penis the the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)

12. Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall

13. Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight

14. Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, and wheat germ

15. Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%

16. Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

17. Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

18. Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks

19. Average number of erections per day for a man: 11

20. Average number of erections during the night: 9

21. Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches

22. Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)

23. Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100.00

24. Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm

25. Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm

26. Number of times condoms are thicker than plastic wrap: almost 6

27. In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet

28. The taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.

29. Acidic fruits and alcohol (except processed liquors) give semen a pleasant and sugary taste.

30. Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown.

31. Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie.

32. Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower.

33. It is common for men to wake up with "morning wood", a name for an a.m. erection.

34. Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false.

I found these on : http://www.screammyname.com/

I cant take the credit for them...

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- Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention!

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