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TOP 5 Reasons You Know Your A DeepHouseHead in Miami


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okkkkkk so my final post on cj before i move.

ahem......

Top 5 reasons you know your a deephouse/funkyhouse head

5. Every party you go to either Joe Budious, Dennis Baker or David Solero is in da house

4. The ultimate venue would be a warehouse with basically no lights and just a discoball.. its all about the music (sound is important but really just give me a bad ass dj on the decks...the rest is just icing on the cake... lights, bad ass sound to me)

3. The only places on the map that matter in the U.S. to you are San Fransico, Chicago, L.A. and to a lesser extent New York

2. Travel by schoolbus to go to parties is normal

1. You have never heard the track "This is Miami" in a club before

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NYC to a lesser extent? C'mon Danny. Gimme a break. We have PS1: Body and Soul, Cielo, Shelter (which is right up your alley but i bet you'd feel out of place), and numerous other places that are underground.

No matter what you can never ever discount sound. Deep house or anything for that matter just sounds better on a quality system. Cielo is proof positive.

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Guest LeVeL

You like Deep House if your name is Bling or in anyway affiliated with Bling, Lust for Deep House, Aquabooty.

If you like Music that bores you to death, that almost puts you to sleep then you'r a Deep House Head...lol

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Guest Philip

^ i love deep house and somehow i manage to stay awake through it...

4. The ultimate venue would be a warehouse with basically no lights and just a discoball.. its all about the music (sound is important but really just give me a bad ass dj on the decks...

Bling you definitely didn't think this one through... especially considering your recent comments about "safe" and warm places on the "Aquabooty Moved" thread. your describing a very underground venue here. those kind of places you usually don't find on 41st St. next to Dr. Joe Blow and P.A. Tony Snow's office.

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Guest pod

Good point. You can't have it both ways Bling-Blong. You can't rub elbows with people taking time off from destroying historical landmarks or filing lawsuits in the type of party you spec.

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Guest Philip

"You are"

"You're"

but not "Your a"...

Misuse of the apostrophe is my biggest grammatical pet peeve!

i admit my shortcomings to this. i blame trance? here is a little guide someone posted awhile back...

aposter3vi4.jpg

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Guest Seb

"You are"

"You're"

but not "Your a"...

Misuse of the apostrophe is my biggest grammatical pet peeve!

its funny I think I just figured that one out not too long ago :P

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Guest JoeBudious

(say as a five year old kid)

deep house is stoooooopid

I guess its time to bring this classic back

May 24 2005

DEEP HOUSE and Ham

Sam I am

I am Sam

I am Sam

Sam I am

That Sam-I-am!

That Sam-I-am!

I do not like

that Sam-I-am!

Do you like

deep house and ham?

I do not like them,

Sam-I-am.

I do not like

deep house and ham.

Would you like them

here or there?

I would not like them

here or there.

I would not like them

anywhere.

I do not like

deep house and ham.

I do not like them,

Sam-I-am.

Would you like them

in a house?

Would you like them

with a mouse?

I do not like them

in a house.

I do not like them

with a mouse.

I do not like them

here or there.

I do not like them

anywhere.

I do not like deep house and ham.

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you eat them

in a box?

Would you eat them

with a fox?

Not in a box.

Not with a fox.

Not in a house.

Not with a mouse.

I would not eat them here or there.

I would not eat them anywhere.

I would not eat deep house and ham.

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?

In a car?

Eat them! Eat them!

Here they are.

I would not,

could not,

in a car.

You may like them.

You will see.

You may like them

in a tree!

I would not, could not in a tree.

Not in a car! You let me be!

I do not like them in a box.

I do not like them with a fox.

I do not like them in a house.

I do not like them with a mouse.

I do not like them here or there.

I do not like them anywhere.

I do not like deep house and ham.

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!

A train! A train!

Could you, would you,

on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!

Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!

I would not, could not, in a box.

I could not, would not, with a fox.

I will not eat them with a mouse.

I will not eat them in a house.

i will not eat them here or there.

I will not eat them anywhere.

I do not eat deep house and ham.

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Say!

In the dark?

Here in the dark!

Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,

in the dark.

Would you, could you,

in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.

Not in the dark. Not on a train.

Not in a car. Not in a tree.

I do not like them, Sam, you see.

Not in a house. Not in a box.

Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.

I will not eat them here or there.

I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like

deep house and ham?

I do not

like them,

Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you

with a goat?

I would not,

could not,

with a goat!

Would you, could you,

on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.

I will not, will not, with a goat.

I will not eat them in the rain.

I will not eat them on a train.

Not in the dark! Not in a tree!

Not in a car! You let me be!

I do not like them in a box.

I do not like them with a fox.

I will not eat them in a house.

I do not like them with a mouse.

I do not like them here or there.

I do not like them ANYWHERE

I do not like

deep house

and ham!

I do not like them,

Sam-I-am.

You do not like them.

So you say.

Try them! Try them!

And you may.

Try them and you may, I say.

Sam!

If you will let me be,

I will try them.

You will see.

Say!

I like deep house and ham!

I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!

And I would eat them in a boat.

And I would eat them with a goat...

And I will eat them in the rain.

And in the dark. And on a train.

And in a car. And in a tree.

They are so good, so good, you see!

So I will eat them in a box.

And I will eat them with a fox.

And I will eat them in a house.

And I will eat them with a mouse.

And I will eat them here and there.

Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

I do so like

deep house and ham!

Thank you!

Thank you,

Sam-I-am!

Thanks for all the press. WoW! I love it!!!!

Aquabooty is not for everyone.

Just the way we like it.

Thanks for the kind support

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Guest Marina22

First you discount sound, now you discount lights? Bling, you are so in line for an LAPD-style beating.

LMFAO, I agree cause if you don't like going to clubs that are in "crack town" for Deep House then you should be used to a better lit and sound equipped venue.

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