mrdick Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 Ladies,Enough guys talking about how they love eating pussy and how they do it. Its informative but I'd rather get it straight from the pussy's mouth So tell us something that you love to have done to you and how you like it done. Be vreative, be inspired, get into detail and get into it Points will be awarded for both technical merit and artistic impression. Bonus points will be awarded for getting me really horny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silveeohh Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 If I can be so bold as to please ask to be a judge o wise one?[This message has been edited by silveeohh (edited 01-17-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1 Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 I know I am new to this board, but can I would love to be a judge as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdick Posted January 18 Author Report Share Posted January 18 Everyone can judge and flash there score cards - although the only real judge is the boner-meter But I have my doubts that this thread is gonna fly. We should probably wait until some of the talent gets here before more guys start piling on wanting to be judges and give marks. After all, there has to be something to judge But if it gets too stale I can always sign in as a chick impostor or two and get it rollin' hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Lay me down softly, gently, kiss my face, kiss my lips, kiss my neck, kiss me softly everywhere, lick me softly all over, work your way down slowly, giving attention to every inch of me, touch my nipples, kiss my nipples, let your tongue be your guide, make me quiver at your touch, make me want you, but don't give it to me yet, make my body yearn for it, moaning with desire, hold my head in both hands and kiss me, softly, passionatly, let your hands roam all over my body, stopping only briefly, tease me, make me want it, when i can not longer take it, make me wait some more, touch my clit, not too hard, not too soft, enter me with your fingers, briefly, but masterfly, make me want it, make me need it...oh baby, give it to me, oh, oh oh god...............------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morpheus_ Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 <kaboom>there goes the neighborhood again..cmb you're killing memorph_ ------------------This is my churchThis is where i heal my hurtsIt's in natural grace Or watching young lives shape It's in minor keys Solutions and remedies Enemies becoming friends When bitterness ends This is my church Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 truthful reponse...you didn't like?------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puck Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 man if you cant fucking get a fuckign girlie of then what da fuck is wrong with you.........you must understand women and yourself and know the methods........so "]http://bbs.clubplanet.com/ubb/smilies/cwm23.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silveeohh Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by cmb1975:Lay me down softly, gently, kiss my face, kiss my lips, kiss my neck, kiss me softly everywhere, lick me softly all over, work your way down slowly, giving attention to every inch of me, touch my nipples, kiss my nipples, let your tongue be your guide, make me quiver at your touch, make me want you, but don't give it to me yet, make my body yearn for it, moaning with desire, hold my head in both hands and kiss me, softly, passionatly, let your hands roam all over my body, stopping only briefly, tease me, make me want it, when i can not longer take it, make me wait some more, touch my clit, not too hard, not too soft, enter me with your fingers, briefly, but masterfly, make me want it, make me need it...oh baby, give it to me, oh, oh oh god...............STYLE-8CREATIVITY-8TOTAL PERFORMANCE-9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morpheus_ Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 'didn't like' ???lolthe problem's i liked it TOO much..i'm sick and tired of being the horny guy who initiates all the action in my most recent few relationships.. so any pretty lady whose sex drive can hold its own will impress me, tempt me and ... for heaven's sake come get some <grin>morph_ Originally posted by cmb1975:truthful reponse...you didn't like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mrdick Posted January 22 Author Report Share Posted January 22 Vey nice work, very nice work CMBThat is an 11 inches out of a possible 12 on the MrDick Woody-Meter.And that is the only score that matters.to get a perfect John Holmes 12 you would have to let me do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 dick...nice to hear from you...thanks and someday, my dear, we will meet and i WILL get that 12!!!!------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdick Posted January 23 Author Report Share Posted January 23 do remember it is a figure of speach No need to get so excited -MrDick is a solid provider but if its 12" you want maybe you check in atthe local zoo hehe\Nevertheless - we will meet and I'll just have to let you be the judge if MrDick is up to the task at hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 not the size, the score!!!------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdick Posted January 23 Author Report Share Posted January 23 I konow what you meant but MrDick will take any opportunity to show just how sly and witty he is. Oh, and did I forget modest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdick Posted January 23 Author Report Share Posted January 23 That's so funny!!That's just what I had in mind for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 i would love to compete at this delicious game, but how can i begin to compete with cmb? absolutely perfect! i give you a perfect 10 (don't have to woody to give you the perfect 12")... that's exactly how it should be done... kudos to you------------------we are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams... wILLY wONKA~the secret of being a bore is to tell everything ~vOLTAIRE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdick Posted January 24 Author Report Share Posted January 24 shhh... you're right moonshine but you can never let a girl think that you think she's perfect or it will go to her hhead and she'll stop trying so hard As for you - step right up. Its not entirely a competition in that anyone who makes Dick horny is a winner. And that's not hard...welll actually it is, really, hard, rock hard even As for your prize....we can discuss that later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 nothin but love for you baby!!!!------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 First and foremost, I would like to thank the academy, and most importantly GOD......just kidding!!! Hey moonshine, thanks baby!! But please, won't you start up where I left off, there is sooo much more to add!!! And dick, baby, I will never stop trying!!!!------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdick Posted January 24 Author Report Share Posted January 24 That's what I love- a girl with game. Story writing is like sex - the more the merrier So please - everybody feel free to pile on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by mrdick:Story writing is like sex - the more the merrier ...the more imagination and creativity the better!!!good analogy dick!------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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