ryan2772 Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 hahahahaA cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring.He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.""Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic!""OK" the Nun says, "Pull into the next alley." The Nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying."My dear child", said the nun, "why are you crying?""Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Jeff and I'm going to a Halloween party."HAPPY HALLOWEEN !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest durrtylexx Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked..."What the heck is going on here?"The drunk, still staring down replied..."I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost"Happy Halloween Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest obby Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked..."What the heck is going on here?"The drunk, still staring down replied..."I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost"Happy HalloweenLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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