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When I saw this headline I thought it was about Coach. :P

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=31131&in_page_id=2

James Gets First Haircut in 10 Years

Monday, January 1, 2007

It's a boy: James Marshall's very long hair before it was cut. Click on image for a larger versionA schoolboy has conquered a ten-year fear of the barber and had his 69cm (27in) hair chopped.

James Marshall, 12, has dodged haircuts since he was two. But taunts from other pupils made him pluck up the courage to have his mane cut into a David Beckham crop.

James, from Washington, Tyne and Wear, is pleased with the style but said: 'The back of my neck's a bit cold.'

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When I saw this headline I thought it was about Coach. :P

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=31131&in_page_id=2

James Gets First Haircut in 10 Years

Monday, January 1, 2007

It's a boy: James Marshall's very long hair before it was cut. Click on image for a larger versionA schoolboy has conquered a ten-year fear of the barber and had his 69cm (27in) hair chopped.

James Marshall, 12, has dodged haircuts since he was two. But taunts from other pupils made him pluck up the courage to have his mane cut into a David Beckham crop.

James, from Washington, Tyne and Wear, is pleased with the style but said: 'The back of my neck's a bit cold.'

This commentor has it right:

OK, let me get this right. 10 year old is bullied to such an extent that he faces a lifelong phobia, in order to conform to his tormentors world view. Well this certainly is a feel good story. Congratulations Metro in supporting Fascism from the base up.

- Macula, London

The reporter was obviously a moron. He said "But taunts from other pupils made him pluck up the courage to have his mane cut...". But it takes real courage to do something different. Sounds like this poor kid finally chickened out and knuckled under to the close-minded pressure from his peers. Way to support your kid, mom and dad.

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He looks a million times better now. Downright adorable.

No, no, I'm not biting this time.

Coach, I know that this is probably played out...but!

I would host a party where the funds (or a portion, your choice) gets donated along with your hair to a charity of your choice. We would get a prominent hairstylist to cut your hair at the party...waddaya think?

The interesting thing about hair....it most usually always grows back. :)

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I think you are looking for a beating from Annette, is what I think.

It is unlikely that anyone on this board could pay me enough money to join the conformity crowd, but thanks for asking.

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coach's strength lies in his hair

Coach is like Sampson. I personally witnessed James knocking over Phillistine pillars. The man's a bad ass.

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I think you are looking for a beating from Annette, is what I think.

It is unlikely that anyone on this board could pay me enough money to join the conformity crowd, but thanks for asking.

Ok....we're gonna squash the "Annette" factor....have her call me.

Short hair is not a sign of conformity....just that chicks love it.

just sayin... :P

message from www.losingmyhair.com

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He looks a million times better now. Downright adorable.

No, no, I'm not biting this time.

Biting what? I'm not feeding :P

Seriously though, I'm just commenting on the fact that he looks a lot better physically now that he has a cute short haircut. I'm staying out of the conformity debate.

I used to have really long hair. When I chopped it short I sent my ponytail to Locks of Love:

http://www.locksoflove.org/

And enough with the chicks love [xyz] ... women all enjoy different qualities and appearances.

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I think you are looking for a beating from Annette, is what I think.

It is unlikely that anyone on this board could pay me enough money to join the conformity crowd, but thanks for asking.

Ok....we're gonna squash the "Annette" factor....have her call me.

Seriously, dude, this is not a place you want to go.
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I think you are looking for a beating from Annette, is what I think.

It is unlikely that anyone on this board could pay me enough money to join the conformity crowd, but thanks for asking.

Ok....we're gonna squash the "Annette" factor....have her call me.

Seriously, dude, this is not a place you want to go.

:P

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And enough with the chicks love [xyz] ... women all enjoy different qualities and appearances.

;D I love reactions....

We missed you at Shine this year :(

Happy New Year!

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I would have to kick James' butt (or someone's) if he cut his hair.

What can I say I love long hair :)

Annette! Hello, hello, and hi! First time I'm seeing you posting in a long time. Nice to see you. ;D

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Hi there :)

I have been really busy but I always try to find the time to read the board and post sometimes.

Hi Annette! ;D

ahem....can someone please photo-chop Coach with a "Beckham" haircut?

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Me and Coach are a sight to see beside each other, two contrasting appearances, is the long and short of it. ;D

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You're just jealous. How about chopping Swank with some hair.

haha! better yet maybe someone wants to actually pay for my hair to grow back....LOL kinda like a social experiment...

just askin! :D

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