Things u might not know

[phrankadelic]

What's the difference between a penis and a prick?

> A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying.....

> A prick is the guy who owns it.

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> Behind every great man is a great woman...and behind every great

woman

> is some guy staring at her ass!

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> Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without a

> boner, make him a sandwich.

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> Did you hear that Viagra now comes in a nasal spray?

> It's for Dickheads!

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> Why do men always pay more for car insurance?

> Women don't get blow jobs while they're behind the wheel.

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> A friend of mine used alcohol as a substitute for women. You know

> what happened? He got his penis stuck in the neck of the bottle!

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> Men are like bagpipes...

> You won't get anything unless you blow them first.

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> If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear?

> A hole in it.

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> Why don't men wear tight underwear?

> It cuts off circulation to the brain!

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> What's the definition of a bastard?

> A man who boinks you all night with a 2 inch penis, then kisses you

> goodbye with a 12 inch tongue.

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I've got the beat...the one for your mind as well as your feet!

AIM: Phatskils2

[cmb1975]

LMAO!!!! Those are good!!!

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The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

[christyne13]

Thanks for the morning chuckle...We could use it on such a bitch-ass day as today!

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"...I'll take my problems to the dance floor... let the music make my spirits sore..."