phrankadelic Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 What's the difference between a penis and a prick? > A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying..... > A prick is the guy who owns it. > > ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ > > Behind every great man is a great woman...and behind every great woman > is some guy staring at her ass! > > ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ > > Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without a > boner, make him a sandwich. > > ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ > > Did you hear that Viagra now comes in a nasal spray? > It's for Dickheads! > > ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ > > Why do men always pay more for car insurance? > Women don't get blow jobs while they're behind the wheel. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ > > A friend of mine used alcohol as a substitute for women. You know > what happened? He got his penis stuck in the neck of the bottle! > > ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ > > Men are like bagpipes... > You won't get anything unless you blow them first. > > ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ > > If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear? > A hole in it. > > ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ > > Why don't men wear tight underwear? > It cuts off circulation to the brain! > > ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ > > What's the definition of a bastard? > A man who boinks you all night with a 2 inch penis, then kisses you > goodbye with a 12 inch tongue. > > ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ------------------I've got the beat...the one for your mind as well as your feet!AIM: Phatskils2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 LMAO!!!! Those are good!!!------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christyne13 Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 Thanks for the morning chuckle...We could use it on such a bitch-ass day as today!------------------"...I'll take my problems to the dance floor... let the music make my spirits sore..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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