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If you could have a conversation with your shlong or muff what would you tell it?


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Originally posted by shugabooga:

i would say, honey, i'm sincerely sorry for the long dry spell...i promise i'll try to make it up to you...in the meantime, how about a little astroglide and a big fat dildo? there ya go, see, that's not so bad...

lmao... there you go girl...!

hmmm... well it's weird, but lately my kitty has been begging me to take her up to ottowa...

hmmm.... cwm1.gifcwm38.gif

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[This message has been edited by djmoonshine (edited 03-23-2001).]

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Ever wonder what it would say back? Just imagine it.."Hello Baldy (my pet name for my willy)How's it hanging?!"..(Baldy perks up).."oh not too bad but if you keep making me do push ups till I throw up I'm going limp on your next big date!"

hmmm...what would yours say? cwm35.gif

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