vaughnblue Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun. “Open the safe,“ he yells at the girl behind the counter.“But we’re not a real bank,” she replies. “We don’t have any money; this is a sperm bank.”“Don’t you argue with me! Open the damn safe or I’ll blow your friggin’ head off!”She obliges and once she’s opened the safe door the guy says “Take out one of the bottles and drink it.”“But it’s full of sperm!” she replies nervously.“Don’t argue, just drink it” he says.She takes the cap off and gulps it down.“Take out another one and drink it too” he demands.She takes out another and drinks it as well. Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and, to the girl’s amazement, it's her husband.“Not that fucking difficult, is it?” ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sungoddess Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 Ha Ha!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugar_n_spice Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 haha LOL!! ------------------" Music is a universal language. Where speech fails, then music begins. It is the natural medium for the expression of our emotions - the art that expresses in tones our feelings which are too strong & too deep to be expressed in words"Charles W. Landon"Give a girl the right pair of shoes and she can conquer the world"- Marilyn Monroe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 Thats funny!!! LOL!------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theflash Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 thanks------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christyne13 Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 hehehehe...board got some humor going on this morning! ------------------"...I'll take my problems to the dance floor... let the music make my spirits sore..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevor69 Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 YO DIEZEL CARTMAN RULES.....I'M NOT FAT I'M BIG BONED.... ------------------ GAZOONTITE.....GOT MILK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diezel Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 The sex jokes have arrived!! ------------------ Sweeeet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starcapone Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 haha ------------------ * I ain't no joke so you should get a pen, and write yourself a lil' note so you don't forget again *-YoU DeSeRvE A SmAcKiN' FoR SlAcKiN'- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 good one...------------------ AIM: dELERiUM 540 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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