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Bling I'll give you the secret of a good relationship..

Never ever ever date a chick others think is hot, find a chick only you think is hot. Dating hot chicks is a pain in the ass, too many dudes throwing cock salad at them.

Also buy your flowers at costco, I dare anyone to find better flowers than Costco and finally if she finds your penis pump, DENY DENY DENY DENY!!!

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Don't let that sort of thing stop you, Bling Blong.

First off, it sounds like that she would be liable to avoid the places where guys are throwing cock salad at her. Secondly, you do venture out once in a blue moon these days, consider it a guy's night out and don't bring her unless she wants to go. If she's into you, she'll blow off other people and say she's taken.

Now, I only deal with dirty girls, so the cock salad thing is par for the course in my book, but this girl sounds clean so you should be fine.

Just don't let the brownshirts talk smack if she's not into 'the scene'.

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Holy fuck Bling!

I'm proud of you kid. Well, you're older than me so the kid is misplaced.

BTW, if she needs her portfolio updated, let me know.

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actually yeah she needs an updated portfolio but no nudes only i get to see that ;)

Shit Bling, I'm a pro at this. I do 'real' photos on the side. ;D

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ok now I am confused. First you say you have to ask for permission then you say you dont want to show the pictures and then you show a picture anyway. I'm curious how your thought processes work.

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Guest swank

Photoshoot-FisherIsland-2006-IIII.jpg

this is a photoshoot on Fisher Island last yr.. (btw she is sitting on my lap right now.. after a quickie!!! no bs.. so be nice guys ;)

1. along with the "White Jacket" and "White Shoes"....you were prolly wearing a "White Belt"

2. By posting this pic, you just lost $500 and a bottle of your choice at our next party for debuting your new friend. Check your text message from last night. ;)

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3. I hope she is as pretty on the inside as she is on the outside.

Remember...take it slow...and then take it again! :P

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Um, not to be mean, but unless we see a photo WITH bling and her in it, we're still callin' shenanigans.

(Nah, just messin' Bling.)

((But, really...))

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