Bling Posted August 24 Report Share Posted August 24 To all Employees: Several visitors to our office have brought to our attention that our Spanish-speaking employees commonly use offensive language. Such behavior, in addition to violating firm practices, is highly unprofessional, offensive both to visitors and employees, and will not be tolerated. Therefore, we have decided to implement a series of rules in our office and would expect them to be applied. It is expected thatALL employees immediately adhere to these rules:1- Words like *coÃ±o, carajo* and other such expressions will not be used for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion may get.2- Non important matters should not be addressed to as *pendejadas*. 3- You will not say *la cagÃ³* when someone makes a mistake, or *se cagÃ³ en su madre* if you see someone being reprimended. All forms and derivatives of the word *cagar* are inappropriate in our environment. 4- Lack of determination will not be referred to as *falta de cojones* or *mariconerias*, nor will a person with lack of initiative be referred to as *pendejo, mamao or comemierda*.5- No Manager or Supervisor, under any circumstances, will be referred to as *hijo de puta*, *ese cabrÃ³n*, or *ese maricÃ³n*.6- When a good proposal is presented, the term Ã©*sto estÃ¡ de pinga* or *Ã©sto estÃ¡ puÃ±etero* must not be used.7- Unusual or creative brainstorming meetings will not be referred to as *pajas mentales*.8- Do not say *como jode* if a person is persistent, or *se jodiÃ³* if somebody is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say *que ** jodienda*, or Ã©*sto estÃ¡ del coÃ±o* when matters become complicated in your line of work.9- When asking someone to leave you alone, you should not say *vete pa'l carajo*, nor will you substitute?*quÃ© carajo quieres*? for "may I help you?".10- When leaving the office, using the term *me voy pa'l carajo* is not proper11- When any office equipment fails, it must be reported as "it broke down", not *se descojonÃ³, *or* se jodiÃ³ la mierda esta*.12- Last but not least, after reading this memo, please do not say *me voy a limpiar el culo con Ã©sto * or * me lo paso por el huevo Izquierdo*. Just keep it clean and file properly. And always remember being nice and polite and never refer to a coworker who behave like such as a *mamao*. Thank you for your cooperation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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