Guest eroc0411 Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 I'm no expert at the strip club scene, only my forth time... (tootsies)But i realize looks mean nothing at all... At 1st i had a few girls come sit and chit chat... But then i realized wow all these fat bald headed guys are getting all the love... (i know stupid me) But they are some beautiful girls walking around... Tall, beautiful faces, natural, great bodies, 18, 19 years old. I wish i could sit and talk to these girls just to know why the fuck there doing this?... But some of these so called beautiful modelesque strippers had the (ladies close ur eyes or stop reading, its gonna get graphic!!) ugliest pussies!... Lips that literally hit the floor... Ha and this one chick climbed the pole and busted her ass!! Funny shit... it had to hurt but she played it off well... Anyways i cut my loses and headed to mokai... Wow this place was jumping every one and there mother was in there. Actually it was too packed you couldn't move. I did end up talking to this one chick but all i kept thinking was wow your so beautiful but you probably have an ugly ass pussy, and again i cut my loses went home and warmed up some left over rice and beans... Not a bad Tuesday night in my book!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 i lost brain cells reading this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest musicalmissionary Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 I wish i could sit and talk to these girls just to know why the fuck there doing this?Easy money and free drugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest djqba Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 lmao! funny ass shit!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ariel Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 But some of these so called beautiful modelesque strippers had the (ladies close ur eyes or stop reading, its gonna get graphic!!) ugliest pussies!... Lips that literally hit the floor... Roast Beef Curtains!!! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MIAMIROCKSTAR Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 speaking of strip clubs last night i ended up at crazy horse the new strip club holy shit its way bigger then Tootsie's not to mention has a fighting ring inside they had ufc type fighting going on for like 2 hours or so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DB-CMG Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 fighting ring inside they had ufc type fighting going on for like 2 hours or so.I heard about the ring... how's the quality of the girls over there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyTrendy Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 LOL @ entire thread... love it.. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Buck White Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 I went to Tootsies on Sunday. Sadly, I threw up in Tootsies bathroom, on their parking lot, puked again on Miami Gardens Drive, again once we hit Biscayne Blvd. And I, so I'm told, followed that up by puking on Collins Ave. AND, finally, in the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 I went to Tootsies on Sunday. Sadly, I threw up in Tootsies bathroom, on their parking lot, puked again on Miami Gardens Drive, again once we hit Biscayne Blvd. And I, so I'm told, followed that up by puking on Collins Ave. AND, finally, in the house.RULE OF THUMBNEVER GO DOWN ON THE TALENT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MayLing Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Roast Beef Curtains!!! loli think i just threw up in my mouth. ughhh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JMT Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 as a counterpoint, ask a bunch of random chicks what they think of your pencil-thin dick and see what they say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan2772 Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 as a counterpoint, ask a bunch of random chicks what they think of your pencil-thin dick and see what they say.well....what do you think of his pencil-thin dick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Buck White Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 RULE OF THUMBNEVER GO DOWN ON THE TALENT lol. That's true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MIAMIROCKSTAR Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 I heard about the ring... how's the quality of the girls over there?there's so many girls that we barely saw 30% of them and some were very hot and some were "wtf", if you ever went to platinum plus some girls left from there to crazy horse also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ericac Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 lmao! funny ass shit!!I second that!..thanx4the laugh..2 funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ICON Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 has anyone ever been over to gold rush after a night of space? you see some real fucked up, busted up shit in there. I felt like i was going to get the coodies just by using the atm machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ariel Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 has anyone ever been over to gold rush after a night of space? you see some real fucked up, busted up shit in there. I felt like i was going to get the coodies just by using the atm machine.What's worse is that $7 ATM transaction fee!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DB-CMG Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 What's worse is that $7 ATM transaction fee!!Unarmed Robbery that is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stmarc Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 RULE OF THUMBNEVER GO DOWN ON THE TALENT Something to always remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest coach Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 I'm not really sure what the point to this thread is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest r3nz0 Posted December 31 Report Share Posted December 31 I'm not really sure what the point to this thread is?Don't ever meet a beautiful girl and have sex with her, because you run the high-risk of her having an ugly pussy.I think I saw this once on a bumper sticker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The K. Posted December 31 Report Share Posted December 31 What if one day you meet your dream girl whos never seen the inside of a strip club, then finally she takes it off & her "lips" hung down to her knees......mmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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