culo77 Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 Hey guys Have ya ever wanted to fart while getting head? well i have and its so funny. i still crack up when i think of it. BUT DONT EXPECT TO SEE HER EVER AGAIN ------------------Wow are those real? Can i touch them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andypandy Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 Fuc* yeah, only problem with holding it in is ya stomach makes funny noises. Then the only problem in letting it out is well you can probley smell *oops* i mean tell. only thing i suggest is letting it out slow and quietly (try not to squeek) then if it smells try and blame it on her or your dog.. or if it doesnt.. well you get away with it.. ------------------"we are the music makers- we are the dreamers of dreams... We are the movers and shakers of the world forever, it seems" [This message has been edited by andypandy (edited 05-14-2001).] [This message has been edited by andypandy (edited 05-14-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 lol, try and blame it on her------------------ transcend 1. To pass beyond the limits of2. To be greater than, as in intensity or power; surpass3. To exist above and independent of (material experience or the universe) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinergygrl Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 I don't know what I would do if my boyfriend farted while I was giving him head!?!?! I guess it's funny till it happens to you. LOL!! How would you like it if some girl let out a queif while you were going down on her? Betcha wouldn't be laughing anymore! ------------------ "No further evidence is needed to show that "mental illness" is not the name of a biologicalcondition whose nature awaits to be elucidated, but is the name of a concept whose purpose isto obscure the obvious." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tastyt Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 Dude, that's fuckin nasty. There are some things you should keep to yourself! ------------------ Let me take you on a journey into bliss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starcapone Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 yeah what tastyt said ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quanto_magnus Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 Originally posted by sinergygrl:I don't know what I would do if my boyfriend farted while I was giving him head!?!?! I guess it's funny till it happens to you. LOL!! How would you like it if some girl let out a queif while you were going down on her? Betcha wouldn't be laughing anymore! Actually that did happen to me. I was going to town, when my girl got so into it she let out a huge ripper... (queif, not fart). We both couldn't stop laughing for like 20 minutes.... It pretty much stopped our play, but after we stopped laughing we picked up where we left off. I think it all really depends on how comfortable you are with the person you're playing with....------------------ Hughemail: ibhugh@yahoo.comaolim: hugesk8r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdick Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 People fart. People have sex. People fart when they have sex. Hasn't happened to me. But if a girl farted when I was going down on her I would probably laugh and make light of it figuring she would be mortified and I would want to let her no that its no big deal. Its just a fart. I hope that if I ever have a fart accident athe girl going down on me would be just as cool I'm not sure that I liked the pseudo-misogynistic way that this topic was phrased.Butin general I think we all need to remember that its just a fart and it would be pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 Originally posted by mrdick:I'm not sure that I liked the pseudo-misogynistic way that this topic was phrased.Therein lies the problem... Mr. Dick astute as ever...------------------ Let me take you on a journey into bliss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torontotrance Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 Has'nt happened to me ------------------"No Sound System Is Safe"-Leftfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyrevs Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO PUKE ------------------ and then.......THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale77 Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 Yeah, what Star said. ------------------You're only young once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboyyouth Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 Just hope that it's only air, and not debris. I've wanted to do that before though. I couldn't imagine what it would be like. If I had to fart, I would tell her to stop because I felt sick, or tell her that I had to take a shit perhaps. I would then get it out of my system. I wouldn't be able to enjoy head if I really had some gastric shit going on inside of me. ------------------"I hate explanations that are explanatory of something already explained. (Abraham Lincoln)"[This message has been edited by rudeboyyouth (edited 05-14-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djstripe Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 blame it on her?....lmao......the old Jedi Ming trick huh?...G....."ewww, You just fart ?!?!?!?"B....."Damn Ducks!!"G....."Fuck a duck. that was you!"B.....(starts Jedi Mind Powers) "No girl, you farted."G..... (under Jedi Trance) "I farted. ewwwww"LMAO.....------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty"You're to old fat man......and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
culo77 Posted May 15 Author Report Share Posted May 15 Im am digging the reverse physc. trick i will use it next time ------------------Wow are those real? Can i touch them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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