phrankadelic Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 Things NOT to Say to a Naked Man...That's it?Wow - look at all the hair on your back!Maybe you should start going to the gym more.That was fine, dear...pass me my vibrator?Thats a shame, maybe we should grab a video instead?Wake me when it's over, ok?I think the condom's too big.Zzzzzz....You want me to what?!?Well, that explains the padded pants.Did you take out the garbage yet?My husband's in the Marines.He's due home any day now.Is that a toupee?So THAT'S what your ex warned me about!No.Surgery might be able to help.Not until you've showered.That must be my mother on the phone.Your brother's bigger.Your best friend's better.Are you done yet?Wow! Look at the size of your.....beer gut!Size doesn't REALLY matter, dear.You might want to see a doctor about that.Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Things NOT to say to a naked woman...Cool, I've never been to the Grand Canyon.How many storage boxes can you fit in there?!You must be very experienced.Remember, you said this was a freebie...right?Wait, let me get a board and rope so I don't fall in.I gotta take off my watch, wouldn't wanna lose it.Why do you wear a bra when you've already got a belt.Would you mind rolling around in this flour.I heard carpenters dream about you.So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.Look....I can get my whole arm in.It's a good thing you have so many other talents.Is that an optical illusion?If I look right at it I feel like I'm falling in.Would you mind wearing a paper sack on your head?Do you mind if I wear one too...in case yours falls off?Jeez...What ya got up there, dead fish?I heard you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?I've been wondering all night what that smell was.Maybe if I get really wasted I wont mind your body.You know they have surgery to fix that.Everybody down at the bar said you were good.Oh, that's why they call it a Wonderbra, it makes those lines go away.Huh? They told me your name was Jezebel.I expect a good time, at least, the bathroom wall said so.You're not as ugly as people claim, not quite anyway.You're not 'that' fat.I see why everyone said, with you, it's better with the lights out.Wow, you like it the same way your little sister does. ------------------ AIM: Phatskils2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starcapone Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 and can't u do better than this/that or that's all u got??wouldn't u want your girl to say this to u...to get u going to pound her real good?? ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torontotrance Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 those are classic------------------Brian Transeau (BT) on MusicTotally. I love what guys like Oliver Lieb and Paul Van Dyk do. I hate that ATB and those sorts of people have prostituted this stuff. You listen to an ATB track and then you listen to Sasha, and the difference is as obvious as listening to Led Zeppelin and Rachmaninoff.Laurent Garnier on MusicFor Garnier it's also a question of quality. "The problem is a lot of things I hear out here on the radio are not trance - I mean that ATB track I heard the other day - is this trance? This is fucking Tellytubbies music." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andypandy Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 Add " Its probly from all the drugs you take stop taking them and you'll be normal again in no time" ------------------"We are the music makers- we are the dreamers of dreams... We are the movers and shakers- of the world forever, it seems" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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