rachel1997 Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 I've read this before, but I'll post it for all to read... :In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman), raised her hand and asked, "If I understand what you are saying, there is a lot of glucose in male semen, as in sugar?"."That's correct" responded the professor, going on to add much statistical data. Raising her hand again, the sweet young thing asked, "then why doesn't it taste sweet?".After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl turned bright red and as she realised exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of the class and never returned.However, as she was going out of the door, the professor's reply was a classic. Totally straight-faced, he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat!" ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 omg! ------------------ *Lick it, Stick it, and Smile cause your with it* ~^.^~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdick Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 never met a girl who said it tasted sugary - even those who take the facial and lick it off there own lips with the TIP of their tongue.Of course that whole scenario is sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale77 Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 I love that one!!!!------------------You're only young once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starcapone Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 oh shit...that professor is dope..um was she a blonde..j/k ------------------ Big brown bear, blue bull, beautiful baboon blowing bubbles biking backward, bump black bug's banana boxes and Billy Bunny's breadbasket and Brother Bob's baseball bus and Buster Beagle's banjo-bagpipe-bugle band and that's what broke Baby Bird's balloon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted May 30 Author Report Share Posted May 30 Originally posted by starcapone:oh shit...that professor is dope..um was she a blonde..j/k fu LOLblondie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quanto_magnus Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 I posted this 6 months ago Rachel Still funny though ------------------ Hughemail: ibhugh@yahoo.comaolim: hugesk8r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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