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> > >Subject: Fw: A wedding story

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> > >> >This is actually true. It was in a local newspaper

> > >> >in South Carolina and even Jay Leno mentioned it on

> > >> >the Tonight Show. This is a true story about a recent

> > >> >wedding that took place at Clemson University.

> > >> >

>! ; > >> >It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the

> > >> >wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage

> > >> >at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that

> > >> >he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long

> > >> >distances, to support them at their wedding. He> > >> >especially

wanted to thank the bride's and groom's

> > >> >families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law

> > >> >for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank

> > >> >veryone for coming and bringing gifts and everything,

> > >> >he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just

> > >> >from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's

> > >> >chair,including the wedding party, was a manila

> > >> >envelope. He said that this was his gift, and told

> > >> >everyone to open their envelopes.

> > >> >

> > >> >

> > >> >Inside each envelope was an 8x10 photo of his best man

> > >> >having sex...with the bride. He had gotten suspicious

> > >> >of the two of them and hired a private detective to

> > >> >trail them weeks prior to the wedding.

> > >> >After he stood there and watched the people's

> > >> >reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the

> > >> >best man and said, "F--- you!".....He turned to his

> > >> >bride and said "F--- you!" and then he turned to the

> > >> >dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out of here!"

> > >> >

> > >> >He had the marriage annulled the first thing that

> > >> >Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off

> > >> >the engagement immediately ! after finding out about the

> > >> >affair, this guy goes through with it anyway, as if

> > >> >nothing was wrong. His revenge: making the bride's

> > >> >parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests for a wedding

> > >> >and reception. Letting everyone know exactly what did

> > >> >happen. And, best of all, trashing the bride's and

> > >> >best man's reputations in front of all of their

> > >> >friends and their entire families. This guy has balls

> > >> >the size of church bells. Do you think we might see

> > >> >one of those MasterCard "Priceless" commercials out of

> > >> >this? Huh?

> > >> >

> > >> >Elegant wedding for 300 family and guests -- $32,000

> > >> >Photographers for the wedding -- $3,000 Deluxe

> > >> >Honeymoon accommodations in Maui for 2 weeks -- $8,500

> > >> >The look on everyone's faces after seeing a photo of

> > >> > the Bride and Best Man having sex -- Priceless!!! cwm32.gifcwm32.gifcwm32.gifcwm32.gif

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and then.......THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!

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that guy gets kudos from me... cwm27.gif

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