xxallottaxx Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 These are pretty funnnny....What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goes-in-tight!What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like? Depends...What's "68"? You do me and I owe you one.What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged!Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters willimprove your sex life? Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eatanything.How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergencyroom to get it out!What's the definition of a vagina? The box a penis comes in.What two words will clear out a men's restroom? "Nice Dick!"What do you call a truckload of vibrators atChristmas? Toys for Twats.Why do we have orgasms? How else would we know when to stop?What's the definition of indefinitely? When your balls are slapping up against herass, you'rein-definitely!Define Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? They are both used as a meat substitute.How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire.What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hairbetween his teeth? Gladiator! (glad he ate her)Why do you get paid more at the Sperm Bank than at theBlood Bank? Sperm is handmade.How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricantSuZie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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romy20 Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 Haha!!!Those were pretty funny!!! romy20------------------ ARE YOU FEELING IT?_________________________clubchick20@hotmail.comAim: Romina321 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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