stacychase Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 A friend of mine just called me at work to tell me about his interesting pick-up this weekend. He was out partying at a club, and met a smoking hot girl. Well, she invited him back to her home and he went. They were in the middle of some hard pounding sex, when she pulled out a two headed dildo. She wanted to stick one end up his arse and the other end up hers. Well, he is a super macho guy and it almost freaked him out!!! He jumped out of bed, got dressed, and ran for the door. She screamed after him, call me!!!! I laughed my tail off.... Needless to say, he would not allow her to stick it up his butt... He is an exit only type dude.Any thoughts on this????------------------Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shugabooga Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 well she's a kinky one. but did he really have to run just because she suggested they do something that he wasn't interested in? did she try to force it on him? was she rude about it? i guess guys are just really funny about things like that. i wonder what in the world made her think a perfect stranger would want to get so kinky. damn, they didn't even know each other! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgirl Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 well any str8 guy would freak!Maybe a finger or two but a 3" in dia dildo no shot!------------------Hi! How ya doing? where ya been, I had thoughts of you all night long. Can't describe what you did, but you got me so!Aolimer: Glowgirl42000also downtowngirl101Email: Sugar4@earthlink.net/>http://homestead.juno.com/deluca04/BowlofSugar.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale77 Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 LMAO!! Poor guy! ------------------You're only young once: Na! Na! Na! Gonna have a good time!Hey! Hey! Hey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stacychase Posted July 10 Author Report Share Posted July 10 She had already attempted to shove her fingers up his butt.... I thought the story was funny... Think about it, if someone you just met pulled out a two headed dildo and tried to shove it up your arse, you would dress and run as well... ------------------Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 LMFAO- that's hysterical!!!BTW, I don't think I would run, I'd just tell her to save it for another time... I need to know someone a little better before I let them do that to me!... ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 I would definately NOT let her stick that up there.But I wouldn't have run out.I never leave a job unfinished.Reminds me of Me Myself & Irene.HeHe...------------------Darrell G. HazePromo@Hotmail.com AOL IM HazeDG13 (201)381-6987Thursdays - Float and SaciFridays -Sound Factory, EXIT and ChaosSaturdays - One 51 and EXIT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubbinHOTTIE Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 awww. i feel bad for the girl. but yea...on the first night? come on! ------------------EXIT fridays!-->*eSCAPE* Guestlist!!!************************Have you experienced the e-SCAPE? ::wink wink:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stacychase Posted July 10 Author Report Share Posted July 10 He sure does... Maybe that is the trick, shuga... a two headed dildo... ------------------Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shugabooga Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 he sure knows how to pick 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bootycallguy Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 GOTTA LOVE THOSE SEX FREAKS! WHERE CAN I FIND A PERSON LIKE HER. SHE MUST BE WILD, I'M ALL ABOUT BEING WILD. SIGH------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stacychase Posted July 11 Author Report Share Posted July 11 Originally posted by bootycallguy:GOTTA LOVE THOSE SEX FREAKS! WHERE CAN I FIND A PERSON LIKE HER. SHE MUST BE WILD, I'M ALL ABOUT BEING WILD. SIGHI'll get her number for ya. ------------------Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bootycallguy Posted July 12 Report Share Posted July 12 THANX, I'M SERIOUS THOUGH------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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