amkitty Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 What’s in a word anywayThe most powerful word?Well, shit...Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.With a little effort, you can get your shittogether, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die.Some people know their shit while others can’t tell the difference between shit and shineola.There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit.You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, orduck when shit hits the fan.You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.Some days are colder than shit, some days arehotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.When you stop to consider all the facts, it’s the basic building block of creation.And remember, once you know your shit, you don’t need to know anything else!-write your comments if you give a shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pershoot Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 That was cool, but gosh, you must have a lot of shit on your hands (time) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amkitty Posted July 13 Author Report Share Posted July 13 Pershoot,I do shit for a living... heheheheh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pershoot Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 your funny amkitty...what do you do for a living? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amkitty Posted July 13 Author Report Share Posted July 13 shitty project mngr work for a telecommunications comp in NJ...what kind of shitty work do you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pershoot Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 i work for a brokerage firm...i administer financial applications from financial institutions....reuters, bloomberg, nasdaq, etc. I also work on special projects. My last project was to build an intranet site for my group. I'm finished with that, so now I'm building a QA(quality asurance) environment for my group. Pretty cool stuff(some of the time), it's mad money though. That's what I do professionally. I'm also a DJ, and am going to start a label sometime in the future. That's the "shitty" work I do..hahaha..anyways hope I didn't ramble...see ya' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tripinchick Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 Pershoot-NO SHIT!! I am in the same field, except my company sells financial information (compustat, edgar, S&P, mergerstat...) Though I am much more on the GA end.-------------------Tchick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pershoot Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 oh wow...that's cool beans what firm do you work for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tripinchick Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 FactSet. we work with firms. Heard of us?-------------------Tchick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavkrap Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 that's some funny shit ...heehee, i just had to say something- k------------------things to see, people to do... hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amkitty Posted July 13 Author Report Share Posted July 13 At least you both like your shitty job and make shitty good money, unlike me... **shrugs** well maybe that's telling me something... I should look for another shitty job where I can make pretty good shitty money, and stop been miserable about it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amkitty Posted July 13 Author Report Share Posted July 13 lavkrap, glad you like it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pershoot Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 never heard of em. or maybe i have. hmmm..would have to think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amkitty Posted July 13 Author Report Share Posted July 13 Pershoot-if you do, please let me ASAP. lolthis is a shitty emergency we are talking about here.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pershoot Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 nope i definitely havent heard of the company..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amkitty Posted July 13 Author Report Share Posted July 13 baahahahahah!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavkrap Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 amkitty, you're silly.... i like that, loli do PR work for a italian radio station, that's pretty shitty too. i get rejected all day long AND i have to deal with hollywood ego, yuck ...but it's still a lot of fun - k------------------things to see, people to do... hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.sick Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 No wonder why people say english is one of the most difficult languages and that's just with the word shit. What about the word fuck too? I think thats just as versatile as shit. Wow, that sounds really weird.------------------"Life is but a dream within a dream" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boa_boy Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 I concur with Mr Sick -> fuck is surely more versatile then shit (and a lot more fun to do) As for work at the moment I'm in IT Recruiter in Sydney and in October I start my new job as an IT Recruiter with a small firm in NY------------------..................coming soon to a dancefloor near you------------------> boa_boy@yahoo.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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