apdiddy Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 Paul Van Dyk, german DJ extraordinare, flying into JFK on his private jet has crashed into a building on west 27 street. The preliminary reports suggest that its actually the club he was to spin at on Friday nite. He has suffered minor injuries but the club will be shut down for atleast a month if not longer. More news to follow as it breaks.------------------deez nuts[This message has been edited by p00h (edited 07-20-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trance604 Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 The club will now have to spend all that money from the investment banker corporation Merill Lynch (25 Million for a new sound system and IPO) in rebuilding the top floor of the club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultracrzy Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 Yeah yeah I heard that too, just now, They said that since all the records are unrecoverable, they gonna have to make it an open Karaoke bar night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankie_pep Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 I was told by an inside source that PVD was to play @ Hunka Bunka now, cause of the crash, and Denny tsettos was going to lend him his records ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mstill11 Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 I am the Investment Banker you speak of working on the IPO for Twilo. They actually are in a direct route to newark Airport and planes fly over head every day, they had expected such an accident and we at Merrill have used cost basis analysis along with their current cash flows and burn rate to price this into the IPO, it will still go public at $5 if you get in before hand, I can offer lots of 100 shares per person.They will Not get you a discount at the door however.If you have any inquiries e-mail me at:rglenno1@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibelong2thenight Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 wtf??? where was he lined up to play? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted July 20 Author Report Share Posted July 20 THIS JUST IN!!! JAMES BROWN IS STILL ALIVE!!!------------------deez nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted July 20 Author Report Share Posted July 20 THIS JUST IN!!! JAMES BROWN IS STILL ALIVE!!!------------------deez nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueangel Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 Pooh!! Do you see this?? Are you happy with yourself?? LOL.BlueAngel------------------"The certain proof that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that no one has bothered to make contact with us." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca07 Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 I'm just curious as to where you guys got all this information from regarding the accident. Thanks.[This message has been edited by Rebecca07 (edited 07-20-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultracrzy Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 NAtional Inquirer Tabloids . Always reliable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trance604 Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 I got all this reliable information from my new found friend p00h. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchris Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 I seen the crash and fire from Jersey. Turn on NBC - Al Roker is at the site now.------------------It's all in the music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copleyc Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 and there's a live feed on the CNN and BBC websites. My god it's carnage down there..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 CNN just reported n'sync was on the plane also and david morales will remix a version of the crash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copleyc Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 unfortunately the earlier bulletin reporting minor injuries has been updated by hospital authorities in Manhattan, and it appears that Mr van Dyk will no longer be able to spin as both hands were severed at the wrist during the accident. Surgical reattachment procedures are scheduled for this afternoon, but it is unlikely that Mr van Dyk will be able to appear at his previously touted locations of either Twilo or Tunnel. However, fans please note, you can still enjoy Mr van Dyk's tour-de-force via those great hits "chitty chitty bang bang", "mary poppins" et al.Sasha & Digweed have announced that they will be appearing at PollyEsthers next weekend while searching for a new residency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchris Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 I'm laughing my balls off!!!!!!! Nice :-)------------------It's all in the music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mstill11 Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 This was also taken into account when pricing the IPO, we here at Merrill have also invested in a small BioTech called HandFree. THey have cutting edge technology that was used in Star Wars to give Luke Skywalker a new hand after Vader cut it off. PVD will be receiving this same hand and will make his technique better. This has raised the IPO price to $6 a share on forcasts of higher future earnings!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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