mstill11 Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Do you ever find yourself putting on spice and trying to watch porn throught the scrambles. You get an occasional tit or ass shot and it is horrible but you still do it.Come on, you know who you are!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muthaload Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Guilty as hell!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 i dont know bout all that, but sometimes i'm so wasted and bangin some stranger that it feels like that, u know senses are all scrambled.------------------deez nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oasis Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 hahahahahahaha------------------oasisnyc.8m.com(Oasis9389@aol.com)GUESTLST @ exit, tunnel, sound factory 201-725-8858(oasis guestlst) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addaboy1 Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 What growing boy hasn't tried that? C'mon and then you can close your eyes b/c the sound comes it perfect and unscrambled!You all do it! Everybody does it!loladdaboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesarleo Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 SHIT....ALRIGHT YOU GOT ME, LAST NIGHT BABY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mstill11 Posted July 21 Author Report Share Posted July 21 I asked for it so heres my best story.On nights I come home with no booty in hand I find myself ordering the Spice. Well one night I order and Im making sweet love to myself, I mean Im killing it. THen this little twitch keeps coming across the screen. I get so paranoid that I think the TV is taking pictures of me. You know for blackmail purposes. So I put a pillow between my cack and the tv and continue knocking it out. I still get paranoid so I go and get my party glasses, you know the ones with the fake nose and mustach attached!So now Im working with a pillow over me and a Groucho marx face. It was so funny I got creative and put on my Star Treck shirt and Superman cape from Halloweens passed and started banging the couch!!!!!!!!When I run for president these pictures will surface!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynis Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 i remember when i was in high school i used to wake up early to watch the squigly channel. my dad walked in on me one morning. at least it wastn't an apple pie.~glynis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trance604 Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Shit, you had me laughing out loud at my desk at work. PEople are now looking at me but not caring much because this IS bullshit friday....PS, on long island, cablevision scrambles the tv and blocks the sound, im tihinking a lot of other cable companies do too...i could imagine a 6 year old kid turinign it on and his mommy in the kitchen hearing strange noises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The ANSWER Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Spree,That is some funny sh*t. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Nice Spree. I was laughing out loud too. Now my secretary thinks on my drugs again.Evan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addaboy1 Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Originally posted by airwave1:I am down on my knees with the sock over the cock and pumping away! Every once in a while I see that tit flash across the tube and I pump a little harder. I like it especially after 9:00 pm in Jersey because they lose that shitty porn music and you get the full sound effect thing going. I actually just really did LAUGH OUT LOUD b/c of that!!!Never pick up socks in your friends rooms! EVER!loladdaboyAnybody else used to steal their brothers/fathers,etc...pornos, watch them and set the timer/counter and rewind them to that exact spot not to get caught?? Not me, I just hear some kids used to do that! *giggles* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muthaload Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Originally posted by Addaboy1: I actually just really did LAUGH OUT LOUD b/c of that!!!Never pick up socks in your friends rooms! EVER!loladdaboyAnybody else used to steal their brothers/fathers,etc...pornos, watch them and set the timer/counter and rewind them to that exact spot not to get caught?? Not me, I just hear some kids used to do that! *giggles* Now that is some good advice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 spreewell,fantastic just had somebody walk in while i was creased up... difficult one to explain but worth it. Nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchris Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 I personally goto the closet and get the winter glove with the fur inside.------------------It's all in the music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addaboy1 Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Originally posted by djchris:I personally goto the closet and get the winter glove with the fur inside.Talk about sticky fingers!!! loladdaboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadzinm Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 I run over to grandmas and get then nice big ass panties. Ya know the silk/satin ones and rub one out with those bad boys. Don't forget to fold them and put them back in the dresser. HAHAHAHA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted July 22 Report Share Posted July 22 The cable system at my parents house blued out and slienced the good channels using the box. If you plug the cabel directly to the tv you can get the fun stuff going again.I never did that, I swear.Okay, I lie.Anyhow, who needs fuzzy snow tittes when there is all the porn you want online?But back then we weren't online so it was all about USA! USA! Fucking tease TV!No I'm not bitter, okay, maybe a lil. MMMn I'mglad I have my lovely girlie (human, not syntetic) to curl with every night now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted July 22 Report Share Posted July 22 you gotta just max out the credit card and get 500$ escorts and an 8-ball of coke---->I can afford that but not cable?I don't need spiceI have internet porn http://www.purextc.com [This message has been edited by gonzojournilist (edited 07-22-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadzinm Posted July 22 Report Share Posted July 22 Originally posted by spreewell:I asked for it so heres my best story.On nights I come home with no booty in hand I find myself ordering the Spice. Well one night I order and Im making sweet love to myself, I mean Im killing it. THen this little twitch keeps coming across the screen. I get so paranoid that I think the TV is taking pictures of me. You know for blackmail purposes. So I put a pillow between my cack and the tv and continue knocking it out. I still get paranoid so I go and get my party glasses, you know the ones with the fake nose and mustach attached!So now Im working with a pillow over me and a Groucho marx face. It was so funny I got creative and put on my Star Treck shirt and Superman cape from Halloweens passed and started banging the couch!!!!!!!!When I run for president these pictures will surface!!!!Ohh Man I have to hand it to you you are one funny MO FO!! That is a great one. I know exactly what you are saying. I am down on my knees with the sock over the cock and pumping away! Every once in a while I see that tit flash across the tube and I pump a little harder. I like it especially after 9:00 pm in Jersey because they lose that shitty porn music and you get the full sound effect thing going. Great post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nec Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 squigly channel 4 ever.------------------we are the dreamerswe are the music makers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
souvlaki Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 i use a cable box in queens and i don't get scrambled spice, when i do, it only lasts one sec then the annoying blue time warner screen comes on. but i do have monthly playboy.. hehe..man i need to get married and settled.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muthaload Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 Originally posted by spreewell:I find Lexus to be the most appealing porn star.Get the fuck outta here. She is definitly the hottest porn star. Her and Janine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mstill11 Posted July 25 Author Report Share Posted July 25 I find Lexus to be the most appealing porn star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowchaser Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Hmmmmmmmmmm.....scrambled porn..... Don't forget Kobe Tai ------------------Are you feeling it???[This message has been edited by shadowchaser (edited 07-25-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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