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I asked for it so heres my best story.

On nights I come home with no booty in hand I find myself ordering the Spice. Well one night I order and Im making sweet love to myself, I mean Im killing it. THen this little twitch keeps coming across the screen. I get so paranoid that I think the TV is taking pictures of me. You know for blackmail purposes. So I put a pillow between my cack and the tv and continue knocking it out. I still get paranoid so I go and get my party glasses, you know the ones with the fake nose and mustach attached!

So now Im working with a pillow over me and a Groucho marx face. It was so funny I got creative and put on my Star Treck shirt and Superman cape from Halloweens passed and started banging the couch!!!!!!!!

When I run for president these pictures will surface!!!!

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Shit, you had me laughing out loud at my desk at work. PEople are now looking at me but not caring much because this IS bullshit friday....PS, on long island, cablevision scrambles the tv and blocks the sound, im tihinking a lot of other cable companies do too...

i could imagine a 6 year old kid turinign it on and his mommy in the kitchen hearing strange noises.

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Originally posted by airwave1:

I am down on my knees with the sock over the cock and pumping away! Every once in a while I see that tit flash across the tube and I pump a little harder. I like it especially after 9:00 pm in Jersey because they lose that shitty porn music and you get the full sound effect thing going.

I actually just really did LAUGH OUT LOUD b/c of that!!!

Never pick up socks in your friends rooms! EVER!

lol

addaboy

Anybody else used to steal their brothers/fathers,etc...pornos, watch them and set the timer/counter and rewind them to that exact spot not to get caught?? Not me, I just hear some kids used to do that! *giggles*

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Originally posted by Addaboy1:

I actually just really did LAUGH OUT LOUD b/c of that!!!

Never pick up socks in your friends rooms! EVER!

lol

addaboy

Anybody else used to steal their brothers/fathers,etc...pornos, watch them and set the timer/counter and rewind them to that exact spot not to get caught?? Not me, I just hear some kids used to do that! *giggles*

Now that is some good advice!

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The cable system at my parents house blued out and slienced the good channels using the box. If you plug the cabel directly to the tv you can get the fun stuff going again.

I never did that, I swear.

Okay, I lie.

Anyhow, who needs fuzzy snow tittes when there is all the porn you want online?

But back then we weren't online so it was all about USA! USA! Fucking tease TV!

No I'm not bitter, okay, maybe a lil. MMMn I'mglad I have my lovely girlie (human, not syntetic) to curl with every night now.

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Originally posted by spreewell:

I asked for it so heres my best story.

On nights I come home with no booty in hand I find myself ordering the Spice. Well one night I order and Im making sweet love to myself, I mean Im killing it. THen this little twitch keeps coming across the screen. I get so paranoid that I think the TV is taking pictures of me. You know for blackmail purposes. So I put a pillow between my cack and the tv and continue knocking it out. I still get paranoid so I go and get my party glasses, you know the ones with the fake nose and mustach attached!

So now Im working with a pillow over me and a Groucho marx face. It was so funny I got creative and put on my Star Treck shirt and Superman cape from Halloweens passed and started banging the couch!!!!!!!!

When I run for president these pictures will surface!!!!

Ohh Man I have to hand it to you you are one funny MO FO!! That is a great one. I know exactly what you are saying. I am down on my knees with the sock over the cock and pumping away! Every once in a while I see that tit flash across the tube and I pump a little harder. I like it especially after 9:00 pm in Jersey because they lose that shitty porn music and you get the full sound effect thing going. Great post!

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i use a cable box in queens and i don't get scrambled spice, when i do, it only lasts one sec then the annoying blue time warner screen comes on. but i do have monthly playboy.. hehe..man i need to get married and settled..

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