shadowchaser Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Here's a couple I thought of:1. ''I like you as a friend.''2. ''I think we should see other people.''3. ''I don't speak English.''4. ''I'm married to the sea.''5. ''I don't wanna kill you, but I will.'' 6. Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn."Anyone else got ways to turn people down. ------------------ "I dream in digital, because it's better than nothing."- Orgy shadowchaser076@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boa_boy Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 When gay guys hit on me....."Don't touch what you can't afford", then spin and dance away...this is a lot more entertaining than the whole "I'm straight" thang.....------------------..................coming soon to a dancefloor near you------------------> boa_boy@yahoo.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artful Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Member that whole Seinfeld episode they made on this one:"It's not you, it's me."------------------ <I'm a Fire-starter> --- When the Artful speaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffkaos Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 i told a girl in Las Vegas that I had Herpes and that I don't believe in condoms------------------TIIIMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYY! timmmy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artful Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by jeffkaos:i told a girl in Las Vegas that I had Herpes and that I don't believe in condomsHA HA !!!!!!!!!!!------------------ <I'm a Fire-starter> --- When the Artful speaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artful Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Gotta be careful with that one.. she coulda been like, "So do I, let's rock!!" Hehe then you'd just have to run for it I guess hehe...------------------ <I'm a Fire-starter> --- When the Artful speaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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