rachel1997 Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 One night this guy and his girlfriend were about to go into hisapartment and before he could open his door his girlfriendsaid, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by howhe unlocks his door."The guy says, "Well, give me some examples."The girlfriend proceeds to tell him, "Well the first way is, if aguy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, thenthat means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me."The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seemto find the hole than that means he is inexperienced and thatisn't for me either."Then she said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?"He then proceeded to say, "Well, first before I do anythingelse, I lick the lock."_______________________________________Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father. "The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said '6' The father says, "But that's right!" "Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?' The father asked, "What's the fucking difference?" And Little Johnny replied, "That's exactly what I said! ___________________And for the "imposter" people, I got this e-mailed from me, and NO didn't take it from deeper. LoL [This message has been edited by rachel1997 (edited 09-18-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTC1001 Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 Your Fawkin CRAZYI luv your post... ------------------Howz Ya BOX?Like a Biskit.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchris Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 Real Cute ------------------It's all in the music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunatik Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 hmmm. no wd-40? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollabill25 Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 ROFLMAO that was great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 Originally posted by eggmok:what does it mean if you went through the back door . . . HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ------------------ A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 wow, imagine how easy things would be for everyone then . . . if the little things in life showed you how good someone was in bed, or whether they'd be faithful or not . . .Eggmok, you're GROSS! lol!luv,brandie------------------"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."**NEW EMAIL!!**brandie@powerpuff.comorloves2cox@netscape.netAIM: loves2cox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vejita Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 Hmm.... now what if the guy just ignored the locked door and went in through the back door instead? -------------------=Vejita=-"Live through the week. Live for the weekend." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artful Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 What if he broke the key when he tried to open the door? Think she would pass out?------------------ <I'm a Fire-starter> --- When the Artful speaksHAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! "Takin' out the suckas, and they don't know how I did it!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dzadza Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 Originally posted by artful:What if he broke the key when he tried to open the door? Think she would pass out?What if he broke the lock...------------------I came, I saw... I saw, I came... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 what does it mean if you went through the back door . . .--------------------------------------------Life is too short to be small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bre5379 Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 Lol...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted September 19 Author Report Share Posted September 19 Originally posted by artful:What if he broke the key when he tried to open the door? Think she would pass out?LOL!!! I think I would pass out too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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