reggie123 Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 Some of these are new and some are old....really funny!!!!Actual label instructions on consumer goods...On a blanket from Taiwan:NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADOOn a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists:REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOUOn a Korean kitchen knife:KEEP OUT OF CHILDRENOn an Indonesian packet of nuts:OPEN PACKET AND EAT CONTENTSOn a pack of Sainsbury's (UK) salted peanuts:WARNING: CONTAINS NUTSOn a Taiwanese shampoo:USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGEOn a Marks and Spencer's (UK) bread and butter pudding:WARNING: PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATINGOn the bottle-top of a flavoured milk drink:AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHTOn an Aussie iron:WARNING: NEVER IRON CLOTHES ON THE BODY.On a New Zealand insect spray:THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.In an American guide to setting up a new computer:TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was on the INSIDE of the box.)On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids:LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:FITS ONE HEAD.On Tesco's tiramisu dessert:DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (printed on bottom of the box)On Boot's children's cough medicine:DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampienyc10 Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 Those are pretty funny?------------------vampienyc10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavkrap Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 those were funny ------------------things to see, people to do... hehelavkrap@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amalkav Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 LOL soo funny ------------------I've told myself so many times beforeBut this time I think I mean it for sureWe have reached a full stopNothing's going to save us from the big drop.. "DM" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirdante Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 in the cafeteria here at work, weve got a box for empty cans that says "recycle cans for cancer."i never put cans in there. i am definitely *not* for cancer! ------------------i love music! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g-money Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 How about on hair dryers when they warn you not to use while in bed. ????<<<PEACE>>>------------------"Get busy living or get busy dying." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
envy7100 Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 LOL I hate when Im at work and have to stifle my laugther and like fake a cough or something. LOL------------------"I dreamed that you bewitched me into bed And sung me moon-struck, kissed me quite insane. (I think I made you up inside my head.)" --Sylvia Plath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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