djdee2k Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 my gf and i went to LL this past saturday. i was never impressed with this place and last time i went there was 'bout 8yrs ago. but i convinced myself that this time i go strictly to see corbett keoki & divine tear the shit up.sometime during the night, we were upstairs near the dj booth, I feel a hand sliping into my pants pocket. good god i wasnt totally wasted that night - and caught the fukin crackhead by her hand. yeah, her hand. i swear someone held me back or i wouldve pounded that bitch. then I heard her say smth like - " I'm a female, I;m a female", or smth like that.WELL, WHOEVER YOU ARE if this happens again, I don't give a flyin f*k who you are and split your sorry craked up thievery head open.the place is well known outside nyc and attracts a lot of tourists, hence theft activity that goes on when people retire their feet is up.ALL YOU CLUBBERS BEWARE! If you know you're getting wasted stick you doe somewhere else and leave your rolexes at home and pockets empty.hey Divine, sorry couldn't stick around for your set, bro we left around 5am. what time did you go on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgirl Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 That's not cool!!!!!!------------------Good time had by all!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ianr Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 I would have cracked her head open, female or not! I hate that type of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowchaser Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 People, people....easy with the cracking heads...a nice fine pimp slap would do just nicely to the ho. ------------------ "Do you still dream...do you still dream like me...infectious corruptive dreams."shadowchaser076@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artful Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 Was she at least cute?------------------ <I'm a Fire-starter> --- When the Artful speaksHAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! "Takin' out the suckas, and they don't know how I did it!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djdee2k Posted September 19 Author Report Share Posted September 19 that bitch was buttugly dressed like a trash.the door people at LL need be more strict perhaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artful Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 Shoulda slugged her.------------------ <I'm a Fire-starter> --- When the Artful speaksHAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! "Takin' out the suckas, and they don't know how I did it!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nlichau Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 That really sucks-I know the feeling. Last year I was hanging at Cream with some friends. It was middle of winter and I checked in a very expensive-fake fur coat. this coat was my favorite and new ( it kept me so warm). One of the coat check girls stole it. I spoke with the Manager and he said the only way he would pay me for my loss was if I had a reciept. Well bye bye coat. I know as soon as it gets cold I will be missing her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vejita Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 Maybe she was just trying to give you a friendly ol' reach-around..... -------------------=Vejita=-"Live through the week. Live for the weekend." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchris Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 At least she went in your pocket. I was at Exit one night and some chick went to I guess grab my ass, but it felt more like she was trying to jam her finger up there. No Lie. I mean at least get me in bed before you try to do something like that to me. And she wasn't no doctor. This was the face I gave her.------------------It's all in the music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smfd Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 'BEWARE of Limelight crackhead thieves'wasn't that a song? I think it was by the mulit-talented group Color me Badd. Damn, takes me back.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionic Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 You should have opened up a king size can of Whoop Ass on her!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampienyc10 Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 I would have definitely given her a fresh one.... ------------------vampienyc10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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