eggmok Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 falling asleep at work . . .i already did the water in the face followed by a huge cup of coffee . . .i need the tom and jerry toothpicks to hold up my eyelids . . .--------------------------------------------Life is too short to be small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bre5379 Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 hahaha. you poor thing. i have those days all the time. try to go for a walk. that might wake you up alittle. the day is almost over. Breann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchris Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Do a Cup-a-Fart or an 8Ball of coke. ------------------He who farts in church - Sits in his own Pew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babygirl213 Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 go to sleep for a few minutes...if ur boss walks in...just lift ur head and make the sign of the cross...(he'll think u were praying...)it's corny but it works all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
india22 Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Always works for me: LEAVE EARLY!!! ------------------india222@hotmail.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 xxbabygirlxx - Wow, what an idea What if this guy snores though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bre5379 Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Snoring is no good... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babygirl213 Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 If ur a snorer you're shit out of luck...but i've used the praying thing plenty of times...it works.other than that...put on a pot of coffee...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted September 25 Author Report Share Posted September 25 i snore and drool . . .i think that's a problem . . .--------------------------------------------Life is too short to be small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdogg Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Find yourself a friendly janitor. He/She always has a bed in that little sink room that they live in.Other than that, find a nice conference room, turn on a talk radio station, slide the sign to "In Use", lock the door and power nap. Make sure that the admin does not have a meeting scheduled...can make for a bad scene...JDogg------------------I stopped at a Sbarro and asked for an espresso.The bright light working there said "Sorry we onlyhave Cheese and Pepperoni." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smfd Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Eggmok~Go to supergreg.com and watch his video. It will turn you on sooo much that you won't be able to sleep. I don't care if you are a guy, supergreg is soooo hot that he would make any man question his sexuality.~Stephanie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted September 25 Author Report Share Posted September 25 smfd . . .i tried downloading that video but it won't work . . .i'm supergreg's #1 fan and i do get those homosexual tendencies everytime i stare at his thick mustache . . .--------------------------------------------Life is too short to be small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smfd Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Originally posted by eggmok:smfd . . .i tried downloading that video but it won't work . . .i'm supergreg's #1 fan and i do get those homosexual tendencies everytime i stare at his thick mustache . . .It is very necessary for you to see this video! You must be pissed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Did I mention to anyone that Supergreg is my date for SnD this Friday? In fact, I've stopped tweezing for a month so him and I can go as the unibrowed lovers. I've heard that once Digweed sees him, he will be forced to surrender the tables to him.------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smfd Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Originally posted by Crackorn:Did I mention to anyone that Supergreg is my date for SnD this Friday? In fact, I've stopped tweezing for a month so him and I can go as the unibrowed lovers. I've heard that once Digweed sees him, he will be forced to surrender the tables to him.uhhh.... supergreg is your date??? I don't think so honey... he called me just yesterday and asked me to go with him. sorry about the disappointment you must be experiencing. maybe his brother the accordian player will go with you.peace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Ha, that praying thing is very good. If there are no patients in the office ( I work in a surgery center) I'll just go right to sleep. I don't have a boss so I can do that!!! If there are patients there's just nothing I can do about it except feel like hell!!! That's the worst feeling, I can totally relate!!------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluegirl Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 SUPER GREG'S MY DATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smfd Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Originally posted by glowdancer:SUPER GREG'S MY DATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...and then you woke up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluegirl Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Originally posted by smfd: ...and then you woke upTRUE, I ALWAYS WAKE UP WET THINKING ABOUT HIM GIVE IT UP THOUGH, YOUR GONNA LOSEHE'S MY DATE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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