david_letterman Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 Number Ten:Find out what he took and get me a ten pack.Number Nine:Hey that dealer lied, there must be some K in here after all.Number Eight:Dude, this is seriously fucking up my roll.Number Seven:He's faking, you can't overdose on E, I know. I'm an EXPERT, I have read Erowid AND Dancesafe.Number Six:Dead or not, he was talking shit about Deeper and he's gonna get 'knocked the fuck out'.Number Five:Quick, give that guy a bump of Meth.Number Four:Six FUCKING dollars for a FUCKING bottle of water?! Number Three:Oh god no, he's playing 'For An Angel' again.Number Two:Hey dead guy, get outta the way, I'm tryin to do a 'glowstick' show.And Last But Not Least, Ladies and Gentlemen,The Number One Thing Overheard at Twilo When A Patron Drops Dead From An Ecstasy Overdose:Attention Everyone!!,You know the drill, if anyone asks what happened,BLAME IT ON GHB!!!!!!!!!*rest in peace Justin, and would everyone PLEASE stop arguing about what killed him, or how many pills he took, or whatever.The point is he went out to have a good time and wound up dead. Everyone needs to mind there neck when it comes to this shit, and YES apparently E can kill (or heat exhaustion from E or respitory arrest from E if you wanna get technical). Or let me guess, your still 'blaming it on the GHB'.PALEEEZE[This message has been edited by david_letterman (edited 09-26-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazz926 Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 I Love You.I really do.Rock on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smfd Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 that was soooo wrong... but very fucking funny because it's so true. Keep up with these lists mr. letterman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 A perfect example of black humor. Sad but funny. No laughing matter but we still laugh.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 way to shed some humor on an otherwise sad subject. why's it always gotta get blamed on g anyway? juiceboy told me it was all good.------------------ http://www.sausagenet.co.uk/pi/grapeape1.jpg grapeape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirdante Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 #5 is prob true. i always hear arm chair doctors giving advice like that.i actually had to take dimetadrine (sp?) out of someones hand who was trying to force it down the throat of a chick all G'ed out in a K-hole. i was like "dont you think what she needs now is *less* drugs, not *more* drugs?"duh!------------------i love music! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petp Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 #2...very funny!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david_letterman Posted September 26 Author Report Share Posted September 26 Originally posted by cazz926:I Love You.I really do.Rock on.Cara,You have just made me the happiest man on late night television. I think I'll celebrate by smoking this Cuban cigar I've been saving.Oh and BTW-HAPPY FUCKIN' BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpha Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 YOUR TOP TENS FUCKING SUCKGO BACK TO BOOKING THE FIRST 3 SURVIVOR REJECTS; MIGHT ACTUAL STIR SOME INTEREST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DollaBill Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 ROFLMAO That was teh funniest thing I have ever read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitneyrmxr Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 funny but truelol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njguido69 Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 Originally posted by p00h:way to shed some humor on an otherwise sad subject. why's it always gotta get blamed on g anyway? juiceboy told me it was all good.ghb is very good it is only good if you are big and strong and italian and tan i hope these ravers at twilo all overdose on ghb so i can go and flex there with other njguido juiceheads------------------FLEX LIKE EVERYONE IS WATCHING, DANCE LIKE A MONKEY IN HEAT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alrousasa Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 LOL..........whateva u say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueskygirl Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 LOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!ROTFLMFAO!!!! Letterman, you deserve an Emmy! I think I might have to stalk you and break into your house and make you dinner...You rock! And yes, everybody please be careful with yer intake, okay? This is some powerful shit we play with...Love and hugs to all!Melissa------------------All for fun and fun for all!mbdewey@yahoo.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancedkitten Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 Hehe....true...true.-=*TrancEdkittEn*=- =^..^= ------------------ ::::::Trancin' Is a Way Of Life:::::: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boa_boy Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 The most famous 'ecstacy fatality' in Sydney, a 15 year old girl named Anna Wood who died in a nite club, was 'honored' in a subsequent very touching gabba/hardcore track called 'fuck anna wood'.......if you have a similarly black sense of humour as Mr Letterman its a hilarious track!------------------..................coming soon to a dancefloor near you------------------> boa_boy@yahoo.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handfulofdust Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 "Goonight Bill. Goonight Lou. Goonight May. Goonight.Ta ta. Goonight. Goonight.Good night, ladies, good night, sweet ladies, good night, good night"------------------' I remember Those are pearls that were his eyes.'Are you alive, or not? Is there nothing in your head?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sully573 Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 That was awesome!!! Seriously, that topic is so dead!!! ------------------~The poor long for Riches,The rich long for Heaven,But the wise desire Tranquility.~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schwingep Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 Originally posted by david_letterman:Number Three:Oh god no, he's playing 'For An Angel' again.Mad AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHI usually fall on the floor after hearing that amazing build up in Binary Finary!!!- Pete"whenigrowupiwannaplaylikepaul"------------------------------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondeee Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 I am originally a Deeper poster, and # 6 made me laugh out loud at my computer... Keep up the giggles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mareluna Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 geheahehhhththtehehahhahahhahhaheehheahheha number 3 was so fucking funny.. dayum!!!! ------------------"Ooh baby, I feel like the music sounds better with you..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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