vejita Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 Heheh. That almost gave me a heart attack. Fortunately, I had the good sense to re-read the post for details. Of course, should you elect to post a joke like that again before S&D on Friday, I will crush you like a screaming baby under the wheels of a fully-loaded, 28-ton, 18-wheeler. -------------------=Vejita=-"Live through the week. Live for the weekend." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted September 27 Author Report Share Posted September 27 every month i get a few, that can make the difference between having a little bit of realestate to dance in and just standing in place. actually the reason they're not showing up is cuz dirtyslapper is going...------------------ <A HREF="/cgi-bin/redir.cgi?url=http://www.sausagenet.co.uk/pi/grapeape1.jpg" TARGET=_blank>http://www.sausagenet.co.uk/pi/grapeape1.jpg</A> grapeape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copleyc Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 I TOLD you, Sasha can't go because he's chained up in my cellar. oh sorry wrong board - thought I was in sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copleyc Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 and as for you Monkey, don't think I don't know about you and that bloody cloud motorbike. I'll get Pigsy to sort you out.besides I'm on Dave Seaman's <A HREF="http://www.clubplanet.com/guestlists/" TARGET="_blank"> guest list</A> so I might stay here. make you happy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted September 27 Author Report Share Posted September 27 quit talkin shit to grapeape, and tell that bald ass seaman that i'm robbin his crates next time he's at twilo!------------------ "]http://bbs.clubplanet.com/ubb/smilies/cwm42.gif "]http://bbs.clubplanet.com/ubb/smilies/cwm42.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kramadas Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 You ppl are the f**kin BOMB!! This stuff is hilarious, especially so cuz ppl get fooled every single time!!Either way, no S&D for me...Seb Fontaine and Dave Seaman need some attention too.------------------Music saved my soul! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copleyc Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 tripitaka!Dave says if you nick his choons he'll nick all your drugs..... oh no that's my job isn't it.------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted September 27 Author Report Share Posted September 27 nip his choons, taking the piss, gallywagers, honkerbeepers, what the fuck are you talkin bout dirty? could you please speak english and not british? this is fuckin america you know! act like you know!------------------ "]http://bbs.clubplanet.com/ubb/smilies/cwm42.gif "]http://bbs.clubplanet.com/ubb/smilies/cwm42.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vejita Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 Maybe in England / Britain / that land with bad teeth and shitty weather, they use terms like "nip his choons", "taking the piss" and "gallywagers".Here in America, we use terms like "braiding the asshairs", "doing the dumper" and "p1mpin' dat shiznat out".-------------------=Vejita=-"Live through the week. Live for the weekend." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copleyc Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 WHAT????? how the fuck did that happen?? I thought I was in Bourton-on-the-Water. Bugger.OK honey, I'll keep the anglicisms out of your demonstrably more advanced "american". sorry to all who think I'm talking gobbledygook. sorry I mean shite. no no no I mean shit. awwwww shucks I jus' mean AWESOME, DUDE. (aarghhh B2B help help - put me on a plane.....)oh and vejita - I'd just like to say a great big thankyou to america for the weather on monday and yesterday, which really made me feel terribly terribly homesick.------------------ [This message has been edited by dirtyslapper (edited 09-27-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msoprano Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ooooooooohhhhhhhhh zombie nation is the shit..the song gets me fired up..anyway go to exit,screw twilo..this is one of the funniest topics i read in a while------------------i only speak the truth peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 Dirtyslapper, mmmmmmmoooonkkkeeeeeyyyShit did they get monkey over here? If not what a waste.Dont sweat theses oil tankers, they couldn't raise a deep sea diver between the lot of em. I could not adam and eve some of the two penny bit they come out with... if ya know what i mean, it SUCK's or does it BLOW? Which ever it's AWSOME...h-e-l-l-o. Pigsey.------------------I want to go out blazing not fade away.I can resist anything but temptation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted September 27 Author Report Share Posted September 27 oh so you want some too now aye? talkin that british shit bout grapeape behind his back when you know damn well he doesnt even understand english. is ok, i'm reloaded...------------------ "]http://bbs.clubplanet.com/ubb/smilies/cwm42.gif "]http://bbs.clubplanet.com/ubb/smilies/cwm42.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copleyc Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 OK now I have to come to twilo to talk at you for hours on end while you stare blankly and start mumbling "grapeape, grapeape, grapeape - WHAT THE FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT BITCH - grapeape, grapeape, grapeape"and B2B - I think my monkey magic may be too obscure - from the MONKEY! website it looks like it was only in UK, Japan and Oz. but you can download videos!!!!!------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted September 27 Author Report Share Posted September 27 and quit using my picture for your signature, it copyright infringment u know!------------------ "]http://bbs.clubplanet.com/ubb/smilies/cwm42.gif "]http://bbs.clubplanet.com/ubb/smilies/cwm42.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copleyc Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 have pigsy instead then-----------------[This message has been edited by dirtyslapper (edited 09-27-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copleyc Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 or maybe it will work this time. durrrrr.------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 Pigsey actually looking at him again.. isn't that benny hill?------------------I want to go out blazing not fade away.I can resist anything but temptation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copleyc Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 Benny Hill... hahhahhahahha ahhhdhaa nice one cyril! ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 Originally posted by vejita:Maybe in England / Britain / that land with bad teeth and shitty weather, they use terms like "nip his choons", "taking the piss" and "gallywagers".Here in America, we use terms like "braiding the asshairs", "doing the dumper" and "p1mpin' dat shiznat out".That's some funny shit!! ------------------ A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copleyc Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 can someone tell me what a gallywager is please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 Yeh what is it?Skallywag yes i know that.That just blows or does it suck... i just dont get it. ------------------I want to go out blazing not fade away.I can resist anything but temptation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 Originally posted by p00h:Sasha & Digweed will NOT be spinnin at Twilo this Friday. Twilo Management, being the dicks they are and thinking they're musically knowledgable, gave S&D a list of tracks they must drop in their set. Upon seeing Zombie Nation on the list, Digweed threw up, and Sasha pissed on Bindra. As of now they've only cancelled this friday's show, but it is very possible that their residency is in jepoardy. This friday's fill in will be no other than Denny Tsettos, who has promised to play a 3 hour mix of Zombie Nation since he doesn't even have enough vinyl to do a 8 hour set . More news as it breaks...Please tell me that no one actually believed this!!------------------ A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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