nickijay Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 I'm cracking up!! I just admitted a patient here at work. Her last name is FUKYUMAMA!!! There are tears rolling down my cheeks, oh god!!! ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampienyc10 Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 That is hysterical !!!LOL!! ------------------------------------------@vampienyc10vampie@aol.com"One is not born a woman, one becomes one."- Simone de Beauvoir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 LOL! That's the best one I've ever heard! Hillarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavkrap Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 hahaha fukyumama hahaha------------------things to see, people to do... hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peccatrice Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 wait a minute, I wanna call shannanagans on that 1. I have a hard time believeing that....funny as shit if true, but I say shannanagans!------------------Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left you'll find my favorite ax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 What about two guys we have here-Kinda Manley& Manley LovingOh and Tiny Johnson.------------------I want to go out blazing not fade away.I can resist anything but temptation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 I remember when I was in elementary school, there was a kid named Warren Warren.WTF?? ------------------ There's an old Irish saying -- 'there are no strangers, just friends who haven't met' -- so, until we meet, may peace and plenty rain down upon your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted September 27 Author Report Share Posted September 27 Originally posted by peccatrice:wait a minute, I wanna call shannanagans on that 1. I have a hard time believeing that....funny as shit if true, but I say shannanagans!YOU CALLIN' ME A LIAR???? Swear to God!! I had to make the pre-op phone call to this lady and I hung up on her once b/c I was laughing so hard when she answered. You pronounce it "fook-u-mama"!!!------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 i know this german lady . . .her last name is brokunhymen . . .hahahaha . . .------------------Life is too short to be small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavkrap Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 i have a funny story:BELIEVE IT OR NOT....TOTALLY TRUE STORY!!ok these two croatian guys driving from usa into canada for a soccer tournament. they get stopped at the border. the patrol guards would not let them through. they wait and wait and wait. then the guards tell these two guys they can't go into canada. "WHY?" "these passports are fake... and we are going to hold you until we find out your real identities.""WHAT??""these can not be your real names!!""they are our real names!""are you trying to tell me that your name is BOZO and your name is JERKO?? PLEASE!!"lol unfortunately those are their real names but in croatian obviously we pronounce it differently. BOZO (bozho) & JERKO (yerko) too funny------------------things to see, people to do... hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILL HOUSE YOU Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 YAWWNNNNNNNNNN IM TIRED------------------ "Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one." Louis Armstrong FeelTheseBeats@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lola591 Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 well at least u can say that onetry to say mine- hephzibahlola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divalicious Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 GET---OUT!!! does she realize the name she's walking around with?? i hope she doesn't have kids, they will get ragged on constantly!!------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vejita Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 One of the names that has stuck in my mind is the following:Prasert Laomanutsak-------------------=Vejita=-"Live through the week. Live for the weekend." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boa_boy Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 I'm watcjhing the Italian b'ball team play the boomers (aust) @ the olympics as I type.....Italian Player Gregor Fucka has 12 points...... Then there was the guy @ my college called Thomas Fuk.... ------------------..................coming soon to a dancefloor near you------------------> boa_boy@yahoo.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 my last name is BenDahlanand my fathers first name is Ben????I think my grandparents did drugs?------------------ TURNSTYLE HOPPERFUCK THE COPPER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noiseboy Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 well if there's a town called MIANNUS. . . and if you say MY name incorrectly and very quickly it sounds like "My Crotch."[no one can mock me like me] ------------------"The laughter was like a drug, but what was more like a drug was the drugs.""I need to go home.""You ARE home." -_Almost Famous_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artful Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 Originally posted by uknjx2: Originally posted by peccatrice:wait a minute, I wanna call shannanagans on that 1. I have a hard time believeing that....funny as shit if true, but I say shannanagans!YOU CALLIN' ME A LIAR???? Swear to God!! I had to make the pre-op phone call to this lady and I hung up on her once b/c I was laughing so hard when she answered. You pronounce it "fook-u-mama"!!!That's prolly why she got admited in the first place.... let some chick walk up to someone and say "Fuck you mama," and see them not get beat down.------------------ <I'm a Fire-starter> --- When the Artful speaksHAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! "Takin' out the suckas, and they don't know how I did it!!!" Float like a butterfly,Sting like a bee.I got the glow, baby!!Can ya feel it?!?Now back up and give me some dancin' room!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.sick Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 I know I guy's whose name is "Yoo Suk Soo." If was funny when his name got called out and everyone looked at the girl named "Sue".------------------"Be somebody or be somebody's fool." - Mr. T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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