luigi_scarpini Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 You forgot stage six:6) the point of intoxication in which you decide to have sex with misskittie.just a joke, i couldn't help myself...all in good fun....nothing personal misskittie, it just happened to be your post. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mp3some Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 Defenetely accurate description of attitude enhancement through consumption of alcohol..... heheheJust as long as you dont come up with the smart idea of Smoking Joints once you're really, really hammered.... Then U'll stop being smart and you'll become a real mess.... Dont drink too much guys... hehehehe------------------Peace, Love & Twilo for Everyone!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 Originally posted by luigi_scarpini:You forgot stage six:6) the point of intoxication in which you decide to have sex with misskittie.just a joke, i couldn't help myself...all in good fun....nothing personal misskittie, it just happened to be your post. lolDamn I didnt feel a THING! lol I can play too ------------------There's an old Irish saying -- 'there are no strangers, just friends who haven't met' -- so, until we meet, may peace and plenty rain down upon your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 Originally posted by mp3some:Defenetely accurate description of attitude enhancement through consumption of alcohol..... heheheJust as long as you dont come up with the smart idea of Smoking Joints once you're really, really hammered.... Then U'll stop being smart and you'll become a real mess.... Dont drink too much guys... heheheheBest combo in the world, weed and Champagne.. not for pussy's though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 Haaaa, that made me LOL!!! Very funnnnny!! Wait, and champagne and weed, is that a great high? I don't think I've ever done that b/f.......------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubKid1111 Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 LOL!!! Very FUNNY!! Been through all the stages quite a few times!!Calyandra@aol.com------------------~*Liz*~ ~*A bad little kiddie doing bad little things*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 Stage 1 - SMART> > This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known> > Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your >knowledge>to> > anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always> > RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This>makes> > for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART. Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING> > This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the>entire> > bar and that people want you. You can go up to a perfect stranger >knowing> > they want you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are> > still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the>sun.Stage 3 - RICH> > This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You >can> > buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armored truck full of> > money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, >because> > of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you will win all your bets.>It> > doesn't matter how much you bet because you are RICH. You will also buy> > drinks for everyone that you fancy, because now you are the BEST LOOKING> > person in the world.Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF> > You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially >those> > with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can>hurt> > you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who>you> > fancy and challenge to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of> > losing this battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell, you're> > BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!Stage 5 - INVISIBLE> > This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do> > anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the> > people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot >see> > you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you.> > You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because>no> > one can see or hear you and because you're still SMART you know all the> > words.> >> > Alcohol Warnings: The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and> > alcohol bottles, such as:> >> > 1) WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are> > whispering when you are not.> >> > 2) WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same >boring> > story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD.> >> > 3) WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like>thish.> >> > 4) WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that> > ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the >morning.> >> > 5) WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the >hell> > happened to your pants.> >> > 6) WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the> > morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you>can't> > remember).> >> > 7) WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of> > inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.> >> > 8) WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are> > laughing WITH you.> >> > 9) WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the> > time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time >may> > seem to disappear.------------------ There's an old Irish saying -- 'there are no strangers, just friends who haven't met' -- so, until we meet, may peace and plenty rain down upon your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notforkids Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 haha thanks for sharing, misskittie! I'm printing that out right now...I'm mostly a combo of stages 2 and 5, with a little of 5 ALL THE TIME!PEACE,notforkids------------------"Modern stupidity means not ignorance but the nonthought of received ideas." -Milan Kundera"Common sense could save the world, but stupidity makes it fun!" -notforkids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 LOL I know what you mean. A friend of mine emailed me that and its sooo true. Im gonna see if I really do go through those steps this weekend.------------------ "]http://www.bestanimations.com/Music/MirrorBalls/Disco-02.gif' alt='Disco-02.gif'> There's an old Irish saying -- 'there are no strangers, just friends who haven't met' -- so, until we meet, may peace and plenty rain down upon your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smileygirl Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 I LOVE this email. It was sent to me a while ago. It still makes me laugh--many, many memories !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 got home from the mets game about an hour agodrank a bottle of absolut during the game(I am a yankee fan)stage oneMe and a friend of mine argue with people around ussaying bobby valentine is doing all the wrong things saying we could run the team better stage 2There is no stage 2 bunch of ugly chicks at the gameohh ohh we did talk to one female cop asking her about her job and shit she was busted to thoughstage 3bought a round of beers for 7 peoplesumthing around 40 dollorsstage 4chanting with the whole seating section fuck you asshole to a guy with a braves hat sitting 6 seats away got out of hand in the 8th when denny bones decides to wing his plastic beer bottle at his headstage 5denny runs for hills thinking no one saw himactually cops did not see him but everyone else did------------------ plus equals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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